DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia => Topic started by: Jackie on April 13, 2005, 05:42:56 PM
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[love5]
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Julia: Barnabas, your heart is beating as if I was rubbing your chest with motion lotion.
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Julia: I wouldn't worry about it Barnabas, a third nipple is considered quite an asset in many cultures, such as in Africa where it is considered a sign of virility. Many more mature women wouldn't be bothered by it. I don't find it unattractive at all...
::)
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Julia: Here's the Immodium you asked for.
Barnabas: That's the last time I bite someone outside Taco Bell!
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J: Now now Barnabas, I have to tinker with your ticker if Mr. Happy's going to be up and at it again...
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ANNOUNCER: "Today's episode of DARK SHADOWS is brought to you by Vick's Vapor Rub."
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ANNOUNCER: "Today's episode of DARK SHADOWS is brought to you by Vick's Vapor Rub."
{Deep chuckle}... :D
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Julia: I am so glad those new Majestic Studios Barnabas dolls come in Life Size.
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Unbeknownst to Barnabas, Julia was about to demonstrate how a "titty-twister" was done.
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Julia: Don't be shy Barnabas, I'm a doctor, you don't have anything I haven't seen before.... Oh my, I've never seen THIS before!
Barnabas: I was born with it.