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Re: Which catfights should have been on Dark Shadows?
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2006, 01:23:05 AM »
Angelique schizoid catfight with herself... now we're getting somewhere.

How about Jenny, Eve, and vampire Megan Todd?
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Re: Which catfights should have been on Dark Shadows?
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2006, 03:10:58 AM »
How about.....

Angelique and Catherine Harridge? They both look alike, yet are so different....this would be a tough call....especially since Angelique's powers were taken away from her.

With her powers, though I suspect Angelique would wipe the floor with poor Catherine.

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Re: Which catfights should have been on Dark Shadows?
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2006, 04:22:19 PM »
1841 PT:  Catherine v. Daphne ( sister squabble)

I like this one!  Bramwell could have sold tickets!   >:D
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Re: Which catfights should have been on Dark Shadows?
« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2006, 04:26:39 PM »
Angelique and Catherine Harridge? They both look alike, yet are so different.

Yes, I must take my hat off to LP for her acting skills here.  To go from wicked Angelique to sweet, demure Catherine so effortlessly was something!    [9391]  Same goes to JF in his switch from Barnabas to Bramwell.  Hard to believe these characters are played by the same actors.
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Re: Which catfights should have been on Dark Shadows?
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2006, 10:19:30 PM »
1841 PT:  Catherine v. Daphne ( sister squabble)

I like this one!  Bramwell could have sold tickets!   >:D

LOL!  That's the er...ticket!!! Bramwell: Come one! Come all! Get your tickets and see the greatest fight of all time! Watch two women who just-so-happen to look the same fight over the sexiness that is me!!! Oh hell, I'll have 'em both!
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Re: Which catfights should have been on Dark Shadows?
« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2006, 09:50:19 PM »
Just thought of this--

How about Abigail Collins vs. Minerva Trask. The reason? Who loves their Trask-i-poo more!
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Re: Which catfights should have been on Dark Shadows?
« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2006, 10:31:08 PM »
Just thought of this--

How about Abigail Collins vs. Minerva Trask. The reason? Who loves their Trask-i-poo more!

Who loves their Trask-i-poo more? Hilarious! ;D

I would say Abigail.....despite appearances I think Minerva knew Gregory wasn't the "man of God" he passed himself off as. Abigail was Trask's biggest fan....she'd go off on anyone who'd say anything bad about him.

Having said that I would love to have seen Minerva knock Abigail's lights out.... ;)

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Re: Which catfights should have been on Dark Shadows?
« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2006, 11:06:27 PM »
Just thought of this--

How about Abigail Collins vs. Minerva Trask. The reason? Who loves their Trask-i-poo more!

My mutton chops are burning....
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Re: Which catfights should have been on Dark Shadows?
« Reply #23 on: October 02, 2006, 03:42:09 AM »
How about Abigail Collins vs. Minerva Trask. The reason? Who loves their Trask-i-poo more!
My mutton chops are burning....

lol!! I can't wait for the action to start! Maybe they could have a cage match and be allowed only one weapon?! Abigail would choose the Bible, and Minerva.......what would she use?
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Re: Which catfights should have been on Dark Shadows?
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2006, 06:47:31 AM »
Don't forget trhe lubrication, which is so important for the safety of everyone involved.   For did not our Lord himself oil himself up to grapple with Satan in the mud pit of holy judgment.... I'm really asking, did He?   I'm a little hazy on that one at the moment.    It's hard to remember things when your mutton chops are on fire.
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Re: Which catfights should have been on Dark Shadows?
« Reply #25 on: October 03, 2006, 08:05:14 AM »
Maybe they could have a cage match and be allowed only one weapon?! Abigail would choose the Bible, and Minerva.......what would she use?

Her plum preserves.  No?   ^-^

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Re: Which catfights should have been on Dark Shadows?
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Re: Which catfights should have been on Dark Shadows?
« Reply #27 on: October 05, 2006, 03:12:08 AM »
Just once, I would have loved to see Liz come out of her trance, haul off and flatten Laura Collins, before retreating back into the curse Laura placed on her.
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Re: Which catfights should have been on Dark Shadows?
« Reply #28 on: October 05, 2006, 03:54:01 AM »
How about Susie the Collinsport Diner waitress (pre-Barnabas episodes) versus Maggie Evans (when she was sporting the blonde wig). Catfight AND food fight in the diner! Susie pulling Maggie's blonde wig off during the scuffle would explain KLS' sudden change of hairdo's in '66.

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Re: Which catfights should have been on Dark Shadows?
« Reply #29 on: October 05, 2006, 03:16:01 PM »
I would have loved to have seen Elizabeth beat the hell out of Jason for the hell he put her through.  >:(

Though I loved [spoiler]seeing Barnabas wring Jason's worthless neck[/spoiler] I thought Elizabeth definitely had more right to seek retribution. Dang shame she had to be so passive about it. Then again, Elizabeth was never the vengeful type, which I am glad. I always regarded her with a woman with high class.