Uncle Roger,

Perhaps you remember the television cartoons based on the Marvel Comic Book characters, including The Hulk, Captain America and Iron Man?  Each character had a song about them at the beginning of the cartoons.  Maybe the song about Bruce Banner's illegitimate son might go:

Gerard Stiles, belted by gamma rays,
turns into the Hulk,
ain't he unglamorous?
The ever-loving Hulk!, Hulk!, Hulk!!!

Good ones, dom, Uncle Roger, patrick, and BtB!!   


And congrats, BtB, on surpassing 1000 curses!! 

Thanks, MB! 

I believe James Hall had a role in the film, "The Anderson Tapes," which featured Sean Connery, Dyan Cannon and a very young Christopher Walken.

PS DS alum Conrad Bain was also in that cool flick.

planned on staying permanently in Collinsport. 

There could be a good "death tour" in Collinsport also.  Imagine the tour guide pointing out where past and present residents of Collinsport met their deaths in The Collinsport Inn, The Blue Whale, the docks along the harbor, the site where the Todd's antique shop burned down, etc.

Of course, the Collinwood estate, where most of the murders took place, would be strictly off-limits to any sightseers, unfortunately.   

Sebastian takes offense when Roxanne suggests that his personal deodorant just might not be working all that well.

J: "When are you due, and who's the father?"

Possible fathers for Roxanne's bundle of joy:

Harry Johnson
Buzz Hackett
George Patterson
Bob Rooney
Ned Stuart
The Eagle Hill Cemetery Caretaker
Prof. T. Elliott Stokes
Ezra Braithwaite
Adam