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Uncle Roger,

Maybe the seemingly ageless Count Petofi got some work as an film extra in Hollywood after departing (?) Collinsport in 1897 and appeared as the Sheik's venerable grandfather in one of those pre-talkie films? Heck, the good Count would only be 275-years-old today (I think) at Ms. Scott's upcoming event.  [ghost_rolleyes] [ghost_grin]

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Calendar Events / Announcements '24 I / Re: Terror at Collinwood
« on: June 15, 2022, 09:29:43 PM »
Mark's novel, "Dreams of the Dark" was a terrific read; I enjoyed it very much.

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There is a recent interview with KLS on YouTube with a guy named Peter Mac. Ms. Scott discusses DS, her many books, and the challenges she faced as the primary care provider for her late husband.

In addition, KLS discussed how the COVID pandemic adversely affected the Dark Shadows Festivals over the past several years. And, KLS seemed to indicate that the festivals had finally come to an end. Maybe Ms. Scott will write a book on the history of the DS Festivals and the festival reminiscences of the DS fans?

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The late Al Lewis, who was played Count Dracula on “The Munsters,” was a wonderful comedic actor. Grandpa was my favorite character on the show.

Some guy I went to school with lived out on Staten Island; he told me that Mr. Lewis had a disco there, named, “Grandpa’s,” what else? Mr. Lewis was often there to greet and schmooze with his customers.

Mr. Lewis also had a restaurant in Manhattan. My brother-in-law and his wife ate there one night. He said that Mr. Lewis would come over to each table, asking if his customers enjoyed their meals, and telling everyone to call him, “Grandpa.” Mr. Lewis couldn’t’t have been more gracious and affable.

Al Lewis was also a semi-regular on “The Howard Stern Show.” He was as funny and irreverent on Stern’s tv and radio shows as the late, great Dennis Patrick was at the old Dark Shadows Festivals.

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Pat Priest was in the film, “Easy Come, Easy Go,” with Elvis Presley. I remember reading in Bruce Dern’s autobiography (an actor, who, incidentally, would have been great as a guest star on DS), that he dated the lovely Ms. Priest for some time.

It was odd that the producers cast another actress as Marilyn Munster in the film, “Munster Ho Home.” Apparently, they somehow thought that Pat Priest was too old to portray Marilyn  Munster in the film.  [easter_huh]

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Uncle Roger,

When I was a kid, I had a crush on BOTH of the Marilyn Munsters, first, Beverley Owen, and, then Pat Priest, as the “homely” member of the Munster family.

As with DS, most of the cast of “The Munsters’” cast is now gone, with only Pat Priest (age 85) and the irrepressible Butch “Eddie Munster” Patrick, who is now 68-years-old. (Man, does that make me feel old!)

You know, it’s too bad that Carolyn did not think to provide Adam with a portable tv, while he was hiding out in the West Wing of Collinwood. I can just see Adam chilling out, and almost in a euphoric state as he watched “The Addams Family,” but especially, the beloved series, “The Munsters.”

I bet Adam would have been brought to tears, watching the loving relationships between Grandpa, Marilyn, Eddie and particularly between Herman and Lily Munster, the wonderful parents Adam WOULD have wanted if he had not been sewn together by the brilliant, but cold-hearted Dr. Eric Lang. Talk about a tear-inducing episode of “Dark Shadows”!  [easter_cry] [easter_cry] [easter_cheesy]


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Calendar Events / Announcements '24 I / Re: Vampire "Convention"
« on: May 31, 2022, 03:04:18 PM »
Josette,

Watching that report on a group of vampire aficionados (?) together over there in England, did you, by chance, also spot KLS, seated there at a table, peddling her many books to those vespertilian fans?

Bob

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Current Talk '24 I / Re: Regarding Collinsport Coiffures
« on: May 14, 2022, 12:16:59 AM »
Philippe,

Yes, I do recall the theme from “A Man and a Woman” being played on the Blue Whale jukebox during a DS episode. It would have been cool if ol’ Bob Rooney had some of the songs from the film, “Easy Rider” on the Blue Whale jukebox. I can just see Buzz Hackett, grooving to the sound of Steppenwolf’s John Kay, singing and playing guitar on “Born to be Wild” or to the sound of “Don’t Bogart that Joint” by the long-forgotten group, Fraternity of Man.

I don’t believe we ever saw Angelique or “Cassandra,” chilling out in the Blue Whale. If she did hang out there, I would have liked to have heard Santana’s great hit, “Black Magic Woman,” playing in the background. I think that song’s lyrics particularly apply to the former Mrs. Barnabas and Roger Collins:

Got a black magic woman, Got a black magic woman,
I’ve got a black magic woman, got me so blind I can’t see,
That she’s a black magic woman,
She’s trying to make a devil out of me.

The only other time I can recall hearing music on the show, which was NOT composed by Robert Cobert, was when Dr. Hoffman was diligently working alone on the preparations to bring Eve to life in the basement of the Old House; Julia had a portable radio on and the song “Harbor Lights” was being played on the radio. This was just moments before the recently-resurrected Tom Jennings appeared and gave the good Dr. Hoffman a vampiric “hickey.”

Although, it might have been great fun to see Elizabeth Stoddard and her brother, Roger Collins, singing the duet, “What Do the Simple Folk Do?” which Julie Andrews and Richard Burton sang in “Camelot” on Broadway many years ago.  [easter_cheesy] [easter_grin]





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Many happy returns, Uncle Roger.

Have your trademark drink, a snifter of brandy, on the Blue Whale house!  [Jumping Bunny]

Bob

PS Maybe KLS will come up with, yet, another inventive book theme: “Birthdays of the Dark Shadows Fans!”?  [easter_huh]  [easter_rolleyes]  [easter_cheesy]

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Current Talk '24 I / Re: Regarding Collinsport Coiffures
« on: May 04, 2022, 05:57:33 PM »
Actually, didn’t many of the DSF cousins start posting on the older DS site around 1999 or so? I remember that because that was when I made my First Holy Communion.  [easter_rolleyes]
Bob the Bartender, I am amazed to learn that you are a mere youngster here ... I just always assumed given your knowledge of the era that you were one of those of us who ran home from school to catch DS* during the late 1960s - early 1970s! Some of your references are over my head for that time period ... (and some of the others I have to do some thinking about . . .
* In my Central Time zone, it was only possible to catch the last five minutes or so of DS during the school

year. As I recall, the bell rang at 3:15 and after running through the park and a couple more blocks and getting
to our TV, it was 3:25 p.m.

P.S. It's funny, I just saw something somewhere (maybe it was an internet news page) about Herb Alpert, and I
remember my mother having a record of his, "Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass" . . . I think there was a lovely
dark young woman in a short skirt looking languid on the album cover. I'm not familiar with Lani Hall but will check on YouTube.



Philippe,

I was kidding about receiving First Holy Communion while DS was on the air. Although, I vividly remember the day all of my fellow first grade students were assembled to receive the Body and Blood of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, for the first time, the girls were all dressed in white with their veils on one side of the church and we boys were sitting in our traditional blue suits (like Barnabas often wore on the show) on the other side of the church.

Okay, just before time to actually receive Communion, this kid, I’ll call him “Martin Gormley,” is sitting right next to me. He nudges me in the side and sticks out his tongue, with a wad of Bubble-Top chewing gum on his tongue. I was shocked! Here he is about to receive Holy Communion for the very first time and he’s enjoying some bubblegum. He’s going to burn in Hell! I’m thinking. Or, even worse, he’s going to get the “stuffing” beat out of him if Sister Cordes or Sister Patricia Maureen catch him committing a Mortal Sin like that before receiving Holy Communion. Fortunately, “Martin” did not get caught and is still with us all these many years later.

Actually, I too, was one of those grade school/high school kids, who always endeavored to make it back home before DS came on at 4:00 PM on Channel 7 here in the greater NYC area. Thankfully, I rarely missed seeing Barnabas and the rest of the gang on DS during those halcyon years.

I think I recall that TJB album with the attractive, dark-haired woman on the cover. I don’t think that was Lani Hall; she performed with the great Sergio Mendes and Brazil 66 during the 1960s. Yes, you can catch several of her performances on You Tube with both Sergio Mendes and later with her extremely talented husband, Mr. Herb Alpert.

You know, it would have been cool if bartender Bob Rooney had put some Herb Alpert and Sergio Mendes records on the jukebox at the Blue Whale. As much as I like “Meet Me at the Blue Whale,” it would have been enjoyable to have heard some other songs on that jukebox as Barnabas, Dr. Hoffman, Maggie Evans and Joe Haskell and Carolyn Stoddard and the “immortal” Buzz Hackett were all socializing and enjoying a few drinks at that venerable. Collinsport institution.

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Current Talk '24 I / Re: Price of painting - Leviathan
« on: May 03, 2022, 04:31:18 AM »
Great point about the relative cost of that landscape Dr. Hoffman bought from the Todds for $300.00 in 1969. It got me to thinking about the value of other apparently rare items we saw on DS; how much was that seemingly ubiquitous silver-filigreed pen worth, that caused poor Roger Collins so much anxiety and “agita”? And, considering how the darned thing continued to work so flawlessly after over 170 years, how much would Josette’s music box go for today in 2022?

That ornately hand-carved box that Barnabas gave to Phillip and Megan Todd was even more ubiquitous in Collinsport than Burke Devlin’s silver-filigreed pen; we’d see it on a table in the hallway outside of David Collins’ bedroom in Collinwood (I think?), on the mantle over the fireplace in the Old House drawing rooms and the d@mned may have also been in poor Victor Flagler’s house, when Barnabas and Dr. Hoffman visited Cliff at his home during their brief visit to Collinsport, circa 1995. Maybe many residents of Collinsport owned exact replicas of that distinctive Leviathan “Naga” box in much the same way that people own exact replicas of that kitschy ladies’ stocking leg-lamp, featured in the 1983 film, “A Christmas Story” today?

Of course, the most-cherished and, no doubt, highest-valued item on DS has to be Barnabas’ silver wolf’s head cane. It was probably worth as much as all of Naomi Collins’ extensive jewelry collection and even Nicholas Blair’s exquisitely-tailored (and, presumably only) light-grey suit he wore exclusively while dating Maggie and master-minding the Adam and Eve Progeny, Satanic Take-Over-The-World-Plot

I think it’s safe to say that the folks at PBS’ “Antiques Roadshow” program would have an absolute field day, appraising the value of all these rare and unique DS items! And, what about if Lovejoy, that renowned British antiques dealer, ever paid a visit to Collinwood? Lovejoy was a divvy,” a person with the unique ability to recognize exceptional and valuable items. He could literally spend countless hours in both the East and West wings of Collinwood, perusing all of the curios and artifacts, the Collins family had accumulated over the centuries. If Lovejoy had happened to discover the Parallel Time room in the East Wing with all of its opulent furnishings and possessions, I wonder how the usually-unflappable Lovejoy would react to seeing that cornucopia of valuable items and not being able to get in there and handle all of those treasures? Oy vey!

In these days of rampant inflation, I believe that the current members of the Collins family, could easily weather the current uncertain economic times by hocking that statue of the bare-chested shoveler in the Collinsport foyer or even Angelique’s striking portrait for a couple of bucks at the local Collinsport flea market!








(and presumably only) light-grey suit!

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Lydia Cornell is an extremely attractive woman; I remember seeing her on “Too Close Fir Comfort” with the late, great Ted Knight.

As to Traci Lords, I suspect that the, late unlamented Rev. Gregory Trask would be shocked by her former on-screen performances.  [easter_shocked]  [easter_evil]

Uncle Floyd and Scott Gordon had some wonderful comedic moments together on their tv show. One time, Uncle Floyd, attired in his trademark hat and “slightly” loud sports coat, was singing and performing “Jingle Bells” on his piano. Every time Uncle Floyd was about to begin the second stanza of “Jingle Bells.” Scott, dressed like an oversized elf and carrying a beautifully decorated Christmas tree, would interrupt Uncle Floyd,
saying, “Uncle Floyd, look at my tree; it’s festively decorated with lights, tinsel and Christmas balls.”



A slightly annoyed Uncle Floyd agreed that the Christmas tree was, indeed, beautiful and proceeded to continue on with his performance of “Jingle Bells,” only to be interrupted by Scott once again, extolling the beauty of his Christmas tree.

This went on for several more minutes, until by then, a thoroughly disgusted Uncle Floyd said to the husky elf, “Hey, you, take your tree, your tinsel and your BALLS out of here!”

I tell you, not even the legendary comedy team of Lang & Clark could have done it any better than did the comedy team of Vivino & Gordon, true masters of mirth and mayhem!  [Jumping Bunny]

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Yes, Uncle Floyd is great, a veritable legend in the Garden State! Floyd was on various cable and uhf stations in the NYC greater area for well over twenty years. When Uncle Floyd was on New Jersey Network, the Garden State’s PBS station, his show would come on every night before NJN’s airing of “Dark Shadows.” I can’t remember if NJN aired just one or two episodes of DS each night, it’s 36 years ago.

NJN did start with Barnabas’s arrival at Collinwood, when a startled Mrs. Johnson answered the front door to find Barnabas sporting a hat (probably the only time we ever saw Mr. B. wearing a hat). NJN kept airing DS for several years up until episode number 1006, where 1970 PT Horace Gladstone confronted Cyrus Longworth, saying, “And, Cyrus Longworth is John Yaegar and John Yaegar!”

Unfortunately, NJN had a change in management, and the new general manager thought that DS was “beneath PBS’ dignity” and ordered DS off of NJN. This ticked off many viewers, who had donated money to NJN to specifically keep DS on the air until the the final 200 episodes or so of DS were broadcast. A subsequent class
action suit returned a great amount of that donated money back to the understandably outraged DS fans, effectively kicking that stuffy station general manager right in the “keester.”

I remember that Uncle Floyd had a friendly rivalry with DS, where his viewers would mail in posters to Uncle Floyd, depicting him “battling” Barnabas in various scenarios. Uncle Floyd also had a friendly “feud” with the actors on the original “Star Trek,” which aired everyday on Channel 11 opposite Uncle Floyd in NYC, with Uncle Floyd “battling” Captain Kirk and Mister Spock.

Uncle Floyd had a number of comedic sidekicks on his show, including “Mugsy,” “Looney” Skip Rooney and Scott Gordon, who, I believe, was active in the NYC Dark Festivals. In addition, Uncle Floyd has appeared in several films, such as “Good Morning, Vietnam,” starring the late Robin Williams and Forest Whitaker. And, Uncle Floyd is a regular at many of the comedy clubs in the tri-state area, including Uncle Vinnie’s Comedy Club in beautiful Point Pleasant, NJ.

Yes, Uncle Floyd is a true Renaissance man from the “great” state of New Jersey! Maybe Uncle Floyd and KLS will discuss possible entrepreneurial endeavors over lunch at either Holsten’s Ice Cream, Chocolate & Restaurant in Bloomfield, NJ (where Tony Soprano & family enjoyed Holsten’s delicious onion rings, possibly for the very last time) or at Pizza Land in North Arlington, NJ, just a stone’s throw from Satriale’s Pork Store in beautiful Kearny, NJ. I’ll bet that Maggie never enjoyed such epicurean delights at the Collinsport Inn Coffee Shop or even at Collinwood, as Ms. Evans will enjoy during her upcoming visit to the Garden State. Mangia, Maggie!  [Bunny Thumb Up]

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Current Talk '24 I / Re: Regarding Collinsport Coiffures
« on: April 20, 2022, 09:48:50 PM »
One of today’s (04/20/22) DS photographs is episode 975 from the Leviathan story line. The evil Bruno Hess is speaking with Chris Jennings and Chris seems almost transfixed by Bruno’s absolutely mammoth and prodigious pompadour. It looks as if Chris is saying to himself, “My God! Bruno looks just like ‘Ancient Aliens’ host Giorgio Tsoukalos with that humongous head of hair!”  [easter_shocked] [easter_shocked]

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Current Talk '24 I / Re: Regarding Collinsport Coiffures
« on: April 13, 2022, 10:05:58 PM »
Yes, Quentin did have cool sideburns; he reminded me of the great Herb Alpert of the Tijuana Brass. Incidentally, Mr. Alpert will be touring the US this summer, along with his incredibly talented wife, Lani Hall, formerly the lead singer for Sergio Mendes and Brazil 66.

I’ve been fortunate enough to have seen Ms. Hall perform twice. She has the most beautiful voice I have ever heard. Mr. Alpert is now 87-years-old. He is absolutely amazing. I know our cousin, Ben, is also a big fan of both TJB and Sergio Mendes. I hope to see Mr. Alpert and Ms. Hall this summer at The Count Basie Theatre in beautiful Red Bank, NJ.

As to Bruno’s prodigious pompadour, I think the 1970 PT Bruno Hess had a more impressive hair style than the real time Leviathan Bruno Hess. The thing I most remember about real time Bruno, was that snazzy shearling coat he always wore while he was kow-towing to Jeb Hawkes. Bruno kind of looked like a darker Marlboro Man in that distinctive coat.

Didn’t Aristide have a relatively short hair cut? Aristide seemed to be more of feckless fop, much more concerned with his “GQ Magazine” attire. And, Lazlo wore his hair longest of all, if I recall correctly.

I’ll bet that warlock Judah Zachary was absolutely delighted that he took over Gerard Stiles’ body. Judah went from being like the chrome-domed Colonel Klink to the bushy-haired US Senator Teddy Kennedy.