Barnabas removing his jacket, just before reaching for his cardigan sweater on the hallway coat rack:

"It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood,
A wonderful in the neighborhood,
Won't you be my neighbor?  Hi, neighbor, Julia!"

"So I was on Widows' Hill, trying to capture the sunrise on canvas.  Does Roger have to file a complaint alleging both trespass and public urination off of the hill?  Heck, it was freezing and I forgot my darned Avodart prescription!"

Dan Curtis sends the Eagle Hill Cemetery caretaker up the tree in order to see just how bad the outbound rush hour traffic is on the Tappan Zee Bridge before the famed director calls it a day and heads over to Upper Nyack for dinner and drinks.

As Barnabas forces himself to get through Julia's latest book, "And 'God' Created Adam: The Amazing Life and Times of Dr. Eric Lang," he now realizes that Julia's first book, "A History of the Collins Family," was the most boring book ever written.    

Jason:  "Well, what did I tell you, everybody?    Has she got a great one, or hasn't she?"

Roger:   "You're a cad, McGuire, but I've got to hand it to you... you know a first-class posterior when you see one.     See, he's not all bad, Kitten!"

LMAO, figuratively and literally!!!   I guess Carolyn does prove that good things do come in small packages!

"Nathan, seeing you in that dashing uniform, I'm reminded of my all-time favorite disco song, "In The Navy!"

Barnabas catches Julia in the time-honored physician's practice of "self-medication."

The Rev. Gregory Trask, because he was so "blessed" with that seemingly once-in-a-liftime combination of prevarication, blarney, gall, duplicity, and just good, old "bovine excrement," that he would have made an excellent and valued member of the so-called "Dream Team" for one, Orenthal James Simpson! 

To quote the Rev. Gregory Trask, Esq. (now a prosecutor), "Speaking strictly, 'reverend to reverend,' Miss Victoria Winters is the witch!"