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"You know, Professor, after hearing you and Julia drone on about witches and talismans all night, I will never complain again about how BORING Civil Procedure was in law school!"  ^-^

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Current Talk '06 I / Re: Favorite and Least Favorite Child
« on: June 11, 2006, 06:25:26 PM »
Amy was my fav.  I really missed Denise Nickerson almost as much as I missed TLATKLS when she left the show.

Gerard,

I hear you on Denise "Amy Jennings" Nickerson!!! [cheers] [thumb]

As far as my own personal favorite and least favorite DS bambinos:

Favorite: Alexander - Okay, the kid does "fracture" the American version of the English language (or is that the American/English "patois"?) with his "Big Apple" accent.  Yet, Alexander "fractures" the English language with as much "eloquence," and, I daresay, as much "elan" as any other kid, who had the GREAT fortune, to grow up in the greater New York City-area, I'll have you all know!!!  [spin] [wavey] [beer]

Least Favorite: Jeremy Grimes - If ever there was a more self-absorbed, preening-narcissistic, pretty boy/teenaged-dimwit than this character on the show, then I don't know who he (or she) was!!! [silly] [Wolfie]

Bob the Bartender, proud graduate/lifelong devotee of the woild-acclaimed "Leo Gorcey School of Elocution and Articulation"  

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0747
« on: June 10, 2006, 12:47:40 PM »
"Ah, yes, Judith, here's a little ditty, that I picked up in Little Rock.  It's a southern love ballad, by a group called Black Oak Arkansas, entitled, 'Hot and Nasty.'  I do hope that you and 'cousin' Barnabas enjoy its witty lyrics!" >:D

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0771
« on: June 10, 2006, 12:38:31 PM »
An entirely crestfallen, if not totally devastated, Carl, contemplating his late fiancee Pansy Faye's dire prediction, that CBS will, in fact, cancell "Gilligan's Island" in 1968! :'(

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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #1031
« on: June 10, 2006, 12:28:46 PM »
In that truly God-awful sportscoat, the Q-man sort of looks like Herb Torlock (?) from "WKRP In Cincinnati," imo :o :-[

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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #1032
« on: June 10, 2006, 12:39:21 AM »
"No, I wouldn't mind at all, standing outside of Bruno's cottage all night, even on New Year's Eve, just to see if your Aunt Hannah is 'breaking-in' 1969 with that  hunky pianist/composer, Angelique." >:(

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Willie looks about as "graceful" as Herman Munster did when he took classes at a dancing school! ::)

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Hmm, what's next for the Sci-Fi Channel?:

Joannie Loves Chachie

The "Best" of Thicke of the Night (with the irrepressible/unforgettable Alan Thicke, of course!)

Hunter

Laverne & Shirley

My Mother the Car

Putting on the Hits

The PTL Club

Dance Fever

The Baseball Bunch

Family Matters

The Love Boat

The "Best" of Live with Regis and Kathie Lee?

Ugh!  Beam me up, Bathia Mapes!!! >:( :o ::)


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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #0985
« on: June 09, 2006, 04:10:34 PM »
A pensive Quentin wonders if his recent guest appearance on "The Dating Game" has unequivocably ruined his chances of appearing on "Firing Line" with William F. Buckley and Gore Vidal to discuss political existentialism? :(

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"Sheriff, has anyone ever told you, how much you resemble my fellow 'Brit,' the acclaimed film director Alfred Hitchcock, circa 1935, when he directed The Thirty-Nine Steps?  In fact, I almost expect you to say, 'Good evening,' everytime you visit me."

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"So Herman says to Lily, 'I don't think that Marilyn should be dating that scruffy character, Buzz Hackett!'  Don't you two get the joke!?!"  :-

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Stokes and Carolyn as "The Father" and "The Girl" in The Fantasticks: "Plant a radish, get a radish, not a Brussels sprout.  That's why I like vegetables, you know what they're about!" ;D

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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #1031
« on: June 09, 2006, 02:56:33 AM »
LMAO over that one!  Yes, the Q-Man's and Angelexis' outfits bring back "fond" memories of the 1970s fashions, don't they?

Heck, they look so garish, they almost could double for Red and Kitty Forman in the just-concluded That '70s Show!

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"You're such a nincompoop!  Heck, I'll bet that even even Sheriff Andy Taylor has fewer headaches with Barney Fife!"

"Oh, yeah?  Well, at least, I don't look like Col. Klink 'up-top,' if you get my drift, 'sir'!"    >:(

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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #1022
« on: June 09, 2006, 12:07:46 AM »
If that actually works, every man in the world will be trying it on even the slightest chance of instigating a threesome!

Yes, and didn't P.T. Quentin possess such "finesse" and, even "savoir-faire," in dealing with his blushing, new bride, Maggie Evans-Collins? ::) >:D >:(