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Episode #0342
« on: July 17, 2007, 09:50:11 PM »
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Complete this phrase: "Sam stood in stunned silence after Maggie reported she'd heard a rumor that the Blue Whale...!!!"

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Re: Episode #0342
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2007, 10:06:39 PM »
"Sam stood in stunned silence after Maggie reported she'd heard a rumor that the Blue Whale would no longer accept his 'genuine Van Goghs' as payment!!!"
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Re: Episode #0342
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2007, 10:55:22 PM »
"Sam stood in stunned silence after Maggie reported she'd heard a rumor that the Blue Whale was in the process of putting together an odd new dress code which banned anyone from wearing olive puke green shirts!!!"
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Re: Episode #0342
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2007, 11:14:10 PM »
...had recently lost their liquor license.
I get a kick out of these guys who think they're so clean, when all the time they're trying to cover up their dirt.

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Re: Episode #0342
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2007, 12:03:53 AM »
an odd new dress code which banned anyone from wearing olive puke green shirts!!!

Hey, all our furniture was olive in the 60s!
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Re: Episode #0342
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2007, 01:19:56 AM »
 "Sam stood in stunned silence after Maggie reported she'd heard a rumor that the Blue Whale  was being torn down for water front  condos. .!!!"
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Re: Episode #0342
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2007, 04:48:20 AM »
Hey, all our furniture was olive in the 60s!

You may want to be more careful about admitting such things from this point on.  ;D

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Re: Episode #0342
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2007, 05:04:22 PM »
Sam stood in stunned silence after Maggie reported she'd heard a rumor that the Blue Whale was being reinvented as a family restaurant called McDonald's.

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Re: Episode #0342
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2007, 05:07:37 PM »
Hey, all our furniture was olive in the 60s!
Yes - I remember a lot of olive green too...including carpets, appliances, you name it!  Of course when I think about it, I don't find that any more puke-some than some of the blue/brown/cyan/orange combos I'm seeing in clothes, etc. this year.  Throw in some cheesy flower prints and my stomach starts to churn.
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Re: Episode #0342
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2010, 03:58:02 PM »
had gone gay and was now called the Rainbow Trout.

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Re: Episode #0342
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2010, 05:53:59 PM »
 [pointing-up]  [wink2]

(But no matter what they tried, they would never be able to compete with the Tool Shed Bar & Grille!  [nodno])

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Re: Episode #0342
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2010, 03:51:39 AM »
"had been closed down for health code violations, after it was discovered that the liquor served was 30% urine."

"had handed over his designated parking spot to Roger Collins."

"were discontinuing serving the deep-fried-butter on a stick entree."

"juke box was broken & playing a chipmunk speed version of I Got You Babe over & over again."

"now required pants."