Episode #0055

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 

Complete this phrase: "Sheriff Patterson didn't really want to, but he felt he had no choice but to arrest Roger for...!!"

 

[McTrooper]

being the Collinsport Bugle Burglar 

[Uncle Roger]

Impersonating an executive

[Mysterious Benefactor]

Shocking offenses, McTrooper and Uncle Roger!! 

But So Funny!!   

 

[Uncle Roger]

Roger is likely a serial offender. 

[McTrooper]

Thank you Mysterious Benefactor 

That’s a good description Uncle Roger, but now I’m picturing Rodger going around the grocery store and saying this like:

“You call yourself Oatmeal?!  More like husk with sand mixed in.”
“You think you’re corn flakes?!  More like corn cob flakes with lint mixed in.”
“You think you’re Raisin Bran?! More like fossilized pre chewed raisins and dandruff.”