Hi Chris, Well, if stuff like that bothers you, you may want to stop watching the day Chris Pennock debuts in the Leviathan storyline (his debut episode aired in Jan. 1970, I believe).
There's actually a scene where he says to Barnabas, a propos of Maggie Evans: "You DIG her, man!"
And then, one fateful day, BRUNO comes to town ... ah, the excitement! His ranch poodle coat qualifies as an endangered species, and his hairdo may have been regarded as such an ecological disaster, it could have sparked the original Earth Day demonstrations!
Steve