You know, if the authorities did happen to recover Phillip's body in the water off of Widows' Hill, do you think that Phillip was buried in those same dreadful trousers?
Or, was Phillip laid out in his coffin, wearing that atrocious black suit (Phillip's one and only suit, no doubt!) that he wore to young Michael's "funeral"? That "suit" looked like the same kind of cruddy suit that Mickey Dolenz et al, used to wear on "The Monkees," IMHO.