Dear Fellow Dark Shadows Fans,
Wow, thank you all so very much. I won't reveal my actual age, but, suffice it to say, I'm somewhat older than Megan Todd's nephew, Alexander, and, just a wee bit younger than Ezra Braithewaite!
By the way, March 6 is also the day that Davey Crockett and the brave defenders of the Alamo were finally defeated by the Mexican army nearly two hundred years ago. (Of course, March 6, 1797 is also probably the same day that my unrequited love, Ms. Bathia Mapes, uttered her famous line: "Then go to the house of the curse!")
Sincerely,
Bob the Bartender, who will now prepare a gin and tonic for that other March 6 birthday boy, Mr. Ed McMahon, who is now eighty-years-young. (Boy, does that make me feel even older!)
PS to Raineypark: I saw Regis Philbin interviewing Malena (a/k/a Monica Bellucci) on his show the other day. It looked as if the seventy-something Mr. Philbin had been struck by the "thunderbolt" as he sat there, speaking with the comely Italian actress. (I tell you, Kathie Lee would have been so jealous!)
