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« on: March 29, 2002, 10:35:45 PM »
My boss was telling me today about March madness, an obscure festival involving some cult that revolves around two sacred symbols, a rubber ball and a hoop hung high, no doubt to symbolize the fact that the sun is rising earlier and earlier each day and the Wheel of the Year (represented by the ball) is turning brighter and brighter. Yeah, that must be it.
Anyhow, thanks to the Mysterious B for today's montage and the alert that SUKI madness has come to Collinwood! Suki's ensemble, especially with that chapeau, is very Mae West and Belle of the Nineties, isn't it? Boy, how I am looking forward to the Fashion Notes from today. Miz Luciaphil, if you please!
Let's imagine one liners that could happen in Suki's chat with Millicent:
"Goodness, what lovely false eyelashes."
"Goodness had NUTHIN' ta do with it, HONEY. Ever hear of WOOLWORTH'S?"
"You must excuse Nathan, he's been working very hard these days."
"Funny, when I knew Nathan, if there was something HARD about him, it didn't involve WORK."
"You know, Miss Forbes, I do hope my homemaking skills are sufficient for your brother, I know what HIGH standards he has!"
"Honey, it's not HOMEMAKING he wants, it's MAKING HO!!!"
(Millicent conveniently faints at this point)
Oh dear ... I'm afraid I've shockingly lowered the tone of this board ... I'm afraid I see Midnite with a large HOOK glowering at me in the wings!!!
Steve