Now, the original Reverend Trask impressed me as being extremely straight-laced and even repressed sexually (even though the “good” reverend
did sire future mortician and all-around “fun guy,” Lamar Trask).
In fact, I remember when the loathsome bigamist, Nathan Forbes, was trying to get the Reverend Trask to help him get back together with Millicent “The Space Cadet” Collins, the righteous reverend declined, saying something like, “Physical love is beyond my comprehension.”
Now, with 1897’s Reverend Gregory Trask, there we had a
real horn-dog and hypocrite, a man who was evidently dealing with a severe case of satyriasis. But, then again, we’ve even seen such great and revered men as past presidents of the United States, attempt to control and cope with their raging concupiscent desires. So, maybe we should even cut a little slack to an insatiable satyr like Gregory Trask, a man who ranks “up there” with the likes of Harvey Weinstein, Matt Lauer and P Diddy?
By the way, did we ever find out who Gregory Trask’s father was? I don’t think 1840’s Lamar Trask was Gregory Trask’s father, right? Then again, maybe old Lamar was a dark horse, with hidden “talents” and “interests,” we never saw on DS?
One final comment on the original Reverend Trask and his enthusiastic witch-hunting sidekick, Abigail Collins. While the rev and Abigail were laser-focused on rooting out all of the witches in Collinsport, they both apparently had blinders on when it came to addressing and acting to stop all of the wanton debauchery going on 24/7 on and around the docks of Collinsport and especially at The Eagle Tavern, Collinsport’s favorite watering hole and pick-up joint.
I mean, we saw so many “working girls,” plying their “trade” at The Eagle, including such unforgettable characters as Ruby Tate and Maudie Browning, who both had the great misfortune of having made Barnabas Collins’s “acquaintance.” Shouldn’t the Reverend Trask and Ms. Collins, those two paragons of moral rectitude, have also acted to eliminate prostitution in Collinsport with as much fervor and determination as they devoted to eliminating the practice of witchcraft in Collinsport? I can’t figure it out. The Reverend Jimmy Swaggart would be so disappointed with them.