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Episode #0011
« on: July 11, 2006, 07:05:13 PM »
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Re: Episode #0011
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2006, 07:07:20 PM »
Conrad: No, I swear, Mark - Curtis himself assured me that we'll both be prominently featured on the show for years and years to come. And your fears that another actor might be hired to play Sam are completely unfounded.

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Re: Episode #0011
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2006, 07:43:54 PM »
"I have no IDEA why I'm wearing a costume from the "Christmas Carol" production around the corner. Knowing the budget for this show,  I'm just grateful I'm not standing here in my underwear!!"
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Re: Episode #0011
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2006, 07:49:44 PM »
Conrad: No, I swear, Mark - Curtis himself assured me that we'll both be prominently featured on the show for years and years to come. And your fears that another actor might be hired to play Sam are completely unfounded.

MB, you and I must share the same brain!  I was thinking of the exact same kind of caption!  Mine was gonna be something like...

CB: Mark, DC told me himself that you're just being paranoid about his interviews w/David Ford!

...or something of that sort!  ;)
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Re: Episode #0011
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2006, 10:00:54 PM »
"Sam, you're telling me, that you saw a wolf dressed like a man, running down the street?  Next thing, you'll be telling me, is that I'll be eventually taking care of three extremely precocious children!  Happy hour started early at the Blue Whale, I guess?" ::)

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Re: Episode #0011
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2006, 03:00:58 AM »
Hotel Clerk: Sam isn't it rather important to be holding a gun when attempting to hold me up?

Sam: I wasn't sure so I thought I'd improvise.  Hic!
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Re: Episode #0011
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2006, 05:07:09 PM »
"Sam, you're telling me, that you saw a wolf dressed like a man, running down the street?  Next thing, you'll be telling me, is that I'll be eventually taking care of three extremely precocious children!  Happy hour started early at the Blue Whale, I guess?" ::)

Great caption, however, I would have added "Different Strokes theme" plays! ;)
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Re: Episode #0011
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2006, 05:37:27 PM »
Mr. Wells: I promise on my honor to my Lodge that I will be square and obey the law of the pack.
Sam: That's you Weblo's pledge, not the Collinsport Order of the Moose plegde.
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Re: Episode #0011
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2024, 04:54:52 AM »
Sam and Mr. Wells go over their cheating signals for the next poker game.
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Re: Episode #0011
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2024, 11:37:34 PM »
Mr. Wells: I don’t know how you found out I’m a human breathalyzer test, but I can say if I were you I’d definitely not drive for about 24 hours.  Must have been quite a bender that you were on. 
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Re: Episode #0011
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2024, 12:17:41 AM »
Wells: "First I close my eyes real tight. Then I wish with all my might. Magic words of Poof Poof Piffles. Make me just as small as Sniffles."

Sam: "Which one of us is supposed to have alcoholic delusions?"
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