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Episode #0501
« on: May 28, 2006, 04:11:45 AM »
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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2006, 03:17:21 AM »
Adam presents Liz and Carolyn with his new roadkill hat.
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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2006, 05:29:56 PM »
Carolyn refused to shake Adam's hand, fearing he'd 'stink-palm' her.   >:D
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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2006, 01:12:00 AM »
robert rodan:"joan..nancy...i know it's an idiotic storyline.but i'm just the hired gun."
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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2006, 07:55:34 AM »
A: "You people are no fun at all.  Dr. Lang, Dr. Hoffman, on the other hand... they have me in stitches!   Ha ha ha!  I kill me!"
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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2006, 02:16:25 AM »
ECS: "Are there any more at home like you? 'Cause my daughter needs a stable relationship!"
A: "I'm a real fixer-upper!"
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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2006, 03:41:37 AM »
By the looks on their faces Adam knew he wasn't very good at stand up comedy.
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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2006, 03:43:58 AM »
"So Herman says to Lily, 'I don't think that Marilyn should be dating that scruffy character, Buzz Hackett!'  Don't you two get the joke!?!"  :-
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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2006, 03:42:34 AM »
Caro:  Dear Lord, Mother, he DOES have an enormous schvanztenstuger!
Eliz:  Then he OUGHT to be VERY  popular.

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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2022, 02:17:00 PM »
Adam:  You see for as little as $100 a month you can own a share of a vacation home in Ohio and spend two to four weeks there without having to pay ridiculous prices for hotels.  It’s called a timeshare and it’s going to save you millions.
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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2022, 06:07:43 PM »
"Just because my 'thing' is to threat en to kill each and every member of the Collins family doesn't mean we can't be friends!"

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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2022, 09:12:17 PM »
Hehe ^_^

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