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AAH! The nose is running!
« on: April 21, 2006, 03:37:56 AM »

 The horror of the Yaeger nose of doom!  Keep it away!  Keep it away!  I sense its PURE EEEEVIL!  AAAHH!! AAAAH... AH-CHOO!
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Re: AAH! The nose is running!
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2006, 05:17:44 AM »
Gesundheit!
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Re: AAH! The nose is running!
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2006, 06:02:05 AM »
I KNOW! Notice how I have almost 250 cures more than normal? *shakes fist at the Evil Cures floaty*
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Re: AAH! The nose is running!
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2006, 02:36:41 PM »
MB, I think we need a "floaty" of the nose!   ;D
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Re: AAH! The nose is running!
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2006, 02:38:42 PM »
Quote from: BuzzH on April 21, 2006, 02:36:41 PM
MB, I think we need a "floaty" of the nose!   ;D

DAMN!  That was quick!  I just asked like 60 seconds ago about this, and here it is!  ;)
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Re: AAH! The nose is running!
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2006, 03:03:43 PM »
What are you pepole trying to do-scare us off???  GET THAT UGLY THING OFF THE SCREEN!!!  I demand cheesecake photos of Nancy Barrett in a bikini!
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Re: AAH! The nose is running!
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2006, 06:52:40 PM »
Quote from: Charles_Ellis on April 21, 2006, 03:03:43 PM
What are you pepole trying to do-scare us off???  GET THAT UGLY THING OFF THE SCREEN!!!  I demand cheesecake photos of Nancy Barrett in a bikini!

     I'm a straight female and even I would prefer Nancy Barrett in a bikini than that hideous floaty.  For heaven sake, I just had lunch.  Lucille Ball wore a fake nose in a very funny episode of 'I Love Lucy' and I laughed like crazy but when I see this nose I want to hurl [puke]         MB, as disgusting as IT is that floaty is very clever, shocking but clever.  What will you think of next?
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Re: AAH! The nose is running!
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2006, 01:41:13 AM »
Quote from: Charles_Ellis on April 21, 2006, 03:03:43 PM
I demand cheesecake photos of Nancy Barrett in a bikini!

That's not a bad idea
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Re: AAH! The nose is running!
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2006, 05:36:00 AM »
Even Frid's nose when he was picking it during the end of the Adam storyline would be preferable!  I wonder what happened to the Yeager nose, though - cryogenically frozen, perhaps?  In the collection of Jack Palance?  In the Dick Smith museum of modern facial appliances?

Things to do with Yeager's nose:

Pick up girls
Pick it(??!!)
Use it as a sunblock
Place it in your shrunken head collection
Use it as a prosthetic ear
Ward off vampires with it
Make bar bets at the Blue Whale that it will stay on more than 5 seconds
Store your spare kleenex in it
Use it as a sex toy
Place it on your coffee table as a "conversation piece"
Sell it as an "artifact" from Andy Warhol's collection
Use it in a production of "Cyrano De Bergerac"
Donate it to Michael Jackson's "disguise kit"
Melt it down into Silly Putty
LOSE IT!!!


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Re: AAH! The nose is running!
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2006, 04:00:54 PM »
Hey gang,

Yes, that early (and, thankfully, short-lived) "nose" of John Yeager's was some schnozz (even more "outstanding" than the late, great National League catcher, Ernie "The Schnozz" Lombardi's was said to be). 

I recall a past episode of "The Sopranos," in which the irrepressible Paulie Walnuts is having a discussion with his "business" associate, the saturnine Silvio Dante, while waiting for their boss, Tony Soprano, to pick them-up in his Mercedes.

Anyway, Paulie is going on about how absolutely crystal-clear, the picture on a HDTV set was in the local Sears Department Store, that he had recently shopped in.  Apparently, the classic film, "On The Waterfront" was playing on that HDTV set.  Paulie was mightily impressed by the clarity of the picture, telling Silvio, "That picture was so 'freaking' clear, that Karl Malden's nasal hairs looked like over-sized coaxial cables!"

Can you imagine if Mr. Walnuts got a gander at John Yeager's rather "prominent proboscis" on one of those HDTV sets?  "Jesus H. Christ, Silvio!  The nasal hairs in this ugly guy's banana nose, looked giant California Redwood Trees, sticking out of that  beak!"  [flmthrw]

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Re: AAH! The nose is running!
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2006, 06:01:53 PM »
the nose is hideous but it did return much needed "curses" to my karma.

after what that floating b*tch laura collins did to me i needed it!
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Re: AAH! The nose is running!
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2006, 06:25:58 AM »
I never noticed Paulie being that clever.    He should have had that brain working when they tried to take care of that Russian.
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Re: AAH! The nose is running!
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2006, 06:25:38 PM »
Quote from: MagnusTrask on April 23, 2006, 06:25:58 AM
I never noticed Paulie being that clever.    He should have had that brain working when they tried to take care of that Russian.

Yes, Paulie (and Christopher?) would have been much better off not having that Russian wiseguy dig his own grave before "offing" him in the New Jersey" Pineys."

Then again, the estimable Dr. Eric Lang would have been much better off if he had  kept that talisman on his person, 24/7!  Alas, the good doctor (along with endeavoring to complete his Adam/Barnabas experiment on time) was probably yearning for his presumptive "significant other," Ms. Leonia Eltridge, to bother with amulets to protect him from the vengeful Angelique.

Gen. George Custer may have "died with his boots on," but, sadly, Dr. Eric Lang died "without his talisman on."
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