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Episode #0999
« on: April 24, 2006, 05:30:05 AM »
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Re: Episode #0999
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2006, 05:59:31 AM »
Parker and Selby open the coffin to find a nude John Karlen.  ;D


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Re: Episode #0999
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2006, 02:51:34 PM »
David and Lara look in horror at DC's proposed pay raise.
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Re: Episode #0999
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2006, 06:09:01 PM »
Quentin and Alexis try out the new rides at "Six Flags over Bangor".   [banana]
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Re: Episode #0999
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2006, 07:45:12 PM »
Announcer:  "Today on Dark Shadows...Quentin's eyes match his tie perfectly - as he finds to his horror, that a stagehand has jokingly put curlers in the hair of his wife's corpse."

This makes no sense at all. [nut]
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Re: Episode #0999
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2006, 08:03:26 PM »
Quentin and Alexis try out the new rides at "Six Flags over Bangor".   [banana]

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Re: Episode #0999
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2006, 10:42:23 PM »
Alexis and Quentin were amazed to find Hoffman and Bruno snuggling inside Angelique's coffin.

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Re: Episode #0999
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2010, 06:52:34 AM »
Quentin and Alexis learn to their horror that not all corpses are bright green glowing skeletons...
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Re: Episode #0999
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2012, 08:07:00 PM »
David and Lara find out what really happened to the last actor who asked DC for a raise.
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Re: Episode #0999
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2012, 11:08:01 PM »
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Re: Episode #0999
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2015, 08:59:50 AM »
David and Lara are amazed that there was a teleprompter in the casket.
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Re: Episode #0999
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2015, 08:07:37 PM »
 [pointing-up]  Well, certain actors - and we all know who they are - would have needed one even in there!!  [nodassent]  [a1f5]  [thumb]

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Re: Episode #0999
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2015, 08:18:34 PM »
Indeed! And it may not have made a difference. [easter_rolleyes]
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Re: Episode #0999
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2015, 09:06:02 PM »
([pointing-up]  Sad but true...)