Roger - "Naomi's missing jewel encrusted chamber pot cleansing brush! Barnabas, where did you find it?! Legend had it that it was buried during the Revolutionary War and never found again!!"
Barnabas - "Well, legend is always more romantic than the truth. Actually, Naomi gave it to my ancestor when he left Collinwood. It was to be an intimate reminder of his mother while he was so far away in England."
