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Episode #0501
« on: April 15, 2006, 11:46:46 AM »
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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2006, 03:47:42 PM »
JH: "Honestly, Barnabas, my garlic sauce has won awards, for the life of me I can't imagine why you refuse to try it!"
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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2006, 04:03:01 PM »
B: No, no, no, no, no!  I won't go and you can't make me!
J: Barnabas really, you're acting like David!
Buzz-isms:

"I like the bike I got, & the chick I got!"
"I know just the place!?Over in Logansport!"
"If ya feel it, SIT it!"
"Come on, before he offers me a side car too!"
"Her nose needed some powder!"
"You askin' me to give up something I like?"

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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2006, 02:09:49 AM »
Julia: "Oh Barnabas, you were chained in that coffin for so long, I had no idea you didn't know ... gasps... that Little Nell was dead."
Barnabas: sobs..."Ben never read me the last chapters.. " weeps incontroably    :'(
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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2006, 07:13:28 AM »
JULIA: Just relax, Barnabas - remember, I'm a psychiatrist, hematologist, AND a proctologist!

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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2006, 03:54:00 PM »
"There, there, Barnabas.  Okay, little  David did find the Godiva Chocolate 'Roxanne Drew figurine' at this year's Collinwood Easter Egg Hunt, but you can always try again next year, precious."   :'(

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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2006, 01:48:00 AM »
Julia: Please understand Barnabas this is the most accurate way of taking your temperature... it won't be much longer... be patient.

Barnabas: I understand Julia but did it have to be so darned cold?!
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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2006, 01:54:41 AM »
In a simlar vain to Ghost of Sarah's caption:
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J: The best way to administer a flu shot is in the toucas Barnabas.  Trust me I know, I went to medical school!
B: Just hurry up before Willie returns!
Buzz-isms:

"I like the bike I got, & the chick I got!"
"I know just the place!?Over in Logansport!"
"If ya feel it, SIT it!"
"Come on, before he offers me a side car too!"
"Her nose needed some powder!"
"You askin' me to give up something I like?"

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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2006, 02:22:42 AM »
In a simlar vain to Ghost of Sarah's caption:
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J: The best way to administer a flu shot is in the toucas Barnabas.  Trust me I know, I went to medical school!
B: Just hurry up before Willie returns!


   And a very good one at that Buzz.  Excellent.
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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2007, 05:46:01 AM »
 ;D LOL Buzz and Ghost!

Julia: There, there, Barnabas, I know it's heartbreaking that they're cancelling Dark Shadows, but it will be shown again in syndication in about 25 years!

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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2007, 05:59:20 AM »
JULIA: Just relax, Barnabas - remember, I'm a psychiatrist, hematologist, AND a proctologist!

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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2007, 06:06:19 AM »
G  Jonathan I know you don't want to be a vampire again. But we have to get the ratings back up again.

J   At least you have a Oscar nomination. I'm just being offered Vampire parts. I did Richard III and acted with Kate
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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2007, 04:35:22 PM »
J: There, there Barnabas.  Don't be sad, you can always try out for American Idol next year!
B: No, the judges were too MEAN!  Especially that Simon!  Wahhhhhhhh!   :'(
Buzz-isms:

"I like the bike I got, & the chick I got!"
"I know just the place!?Over in Logansport!"
"If ya feel it, SIT it!"
"Come on, before he offers me a side car too!"
"Her nose needed some powder!"
"You askin' me to give up something I like?"

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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2007, 06:33:40 PM »
J: There, there Barnabas.  Don't be sad, you can always try out for American Idol next year!
B: No, the judges were too MEAN!  Especially that Simon!  Wahhhhhhhh!   :'(

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Re: Episode #0501
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2007, 06:42:47 PM »
JH: "Good grief.  How could I have known he was really an android vampire, and that he has an 'off' button in the middle of his back?   Just give me a minute to find the 'on' button, Pinnochio..."
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