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Episode #0982
« on: April 01, 2006, 01:11:30 AM »
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Re: Episode #0982
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2006, 03:37:58 AM »
MAGGIE: Julia please!
WILLIAM: Tell me some groovy jokes?
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Re: Episode #0982
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2006, 06:49:35 AM »
Maggie wasn't sure what she was more appalled by. The fact that in a show of gratitude William H. Loomis smacked the help on the ass, or the fact that Julia was quite enthusiastic to receive it.

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Re: Episode #0982
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2006, 02:24:39 PM »
WHL: "Let us shun those who are roughly similar to their counterparts in the other reality!"

Hoffman: "Yes... we opposites are superior!   Maggie, not feeling inferior, are you?!"
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Re: Episode #0982
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2006, 02:09:20 AM »
William:  "Hoffman, that 'salt in the sugar bowl' routine never misses!"

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Re: Episode #0982
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2006, 02:13:41 PM »
Will Loomis: Remember the good ol' days, Hoffman?  Me, Angelique and Bruno would go into the study after supper for a menage a trois!"

Maggie Collins: "Oh dear- I don't know a thing about French cooking!  Can you help me, Miss Hoffman?"

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Re: Episode #0982
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2006, 02:43:00 PM »
William H. : Maggie wants to start a publishing company to print books on a 25 year old soap, oh that's rich.
Julia: Really Mrs. Collins, you're quite the dreamer.  ;)
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Re: Episode #0982
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2006, 04:05:04 PM »
I just love this scene!  Great capture from it.

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Re: Episode #0982
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2006, 08:16:52 PM »
Will Loomis: Remember the good ol' days, Hoffman?  Me, Angelique and Bruno would go into the study after supper for a menage a trois!"

Maggie Collins: "Oh dear- I don't know a thing about French cooking!  Can you help me, Miss Hoffman?"

This one almost got a genuine spit take from me.

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Re: Episode #0982
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2006, 07:25:50 PM »
WHL: Hoffman!  Have you had an 'enhancement'!?
H: Well...yes actually!  <giggle>  Do you like them?
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Re: Episode #0982
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2008, 02:47:44 AM »
Will, laughingly utters: Hoffman you are the reason I love to drink here in Collinwood...because the second you start to look like Maggie here, I know I'm as drunk as a skunk.

Hoffman: Why thank you Mr. Loomis I'm flattered.
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Re: Episode #0982
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2008, 05:30:34 AM »
(Looks more like Maggie's the one being insulted, though!   PT... land of drunken insults!   That was worthy of PT Roger...)
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Re: Episode #0982
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2008, 09:02:25 PM »
Maggie: I am NOT a spineless doormat who lets her husband walk all over her!!

Will and Hoffman (both snickering): Um, yeah, sure.

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Re: Episode #0982
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2008, 09:35:29 PM »
WHL: "What kind of parallel world does she think she's living in, huh?   A sleeveless dress!!"
H: "No one would wear that in PT!  I guess she just doesn't understand!!   Haw haw haw!!"
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Re: Episode #0982
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2009, 02:47:47 AM »
Although in the end, Maggie's 'Alice in Wonderland' themed tea party was a bust, while dealing with the lameness of the evening, Will & Hoffman both learned of their mutual love of snuff films & Atari & a lasting friendship was born!