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Episode #0189
« on: March 17, 2006, 01:02:24 AM »
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2006, 05:30:26 AM »
VICKI: Waiter, I'll have another Burke please.


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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2006, 08:25:56 AM »
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2006, 04:02:19 PM »
V: Waiter, I'll take another Shirley Temple please!  And make it a double!
B: (thinking to himself) Damn, guess I won't be getting "lucky" tonight!   >:(
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2006, 04:23:33 PM »
Vicky:  Barkeep, get me another round of monkey brain stew.  
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2006, 12:32:00 AM »
Vickie: Bartender Bob, my date's busy rambling on... call me a cab!

Bartender Bob:  You're a cab!
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2006, 05:48:18 AM »
Vickie: Bartender Bob, my date's busy rambling on... call me a cab!

Bartender Bob:  You're a cab!
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"You askin' me to give up something I like?"

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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2006, 01:53:23 AM »
vicki:"burke i think it would be fun if you and me and carolyn got together and did something sometime."

burke:"....gulp...." >:D
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2006, 05:21:54 PM »
Vicky:  It's times like these that I wish I wasn't an 82 year old man. 
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2012, 03:32:59 AM »
Viki:  No, No Burke, I really DON'T understand.....You want me to put WHAT WHERE???

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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2012, 08:56:09 PM »
Play your cards right Burke and next time it won't be my foot between your legs.

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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2012, 05:48:30 PM »
 [a1f5], Willie and patrick, [naughty]

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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2022, 04:23:22 AM »
Victoria (almost at the top of her lungs):  Hey you!  I’m going to get pretty ruff with this guy. 
Do you have any glue or something?  You know just in case something falls off.

Burke: * spit take *
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2022, 11:18:15 PM »
Victoria:  I’ll take 2 bottles of champagne and keep ‘em corked.  Put it on this fella’s tab. 

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Victoria:  Can you get a longer table cloth over here?  I like to pretend I’m camping when I get tipsy.

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Victoria:  Do you sell deodorant at this bar?  Dark haired men give me the sweats and I don’t want to go home stinky.

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 . . . glue McTrooper got to be a better line than that  . . . hmmm

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Victoria (loudly):  Hey bar keeper!  I’m going to smack this guy around a bit.  Better not call the cops or this place will burn.  I know a gal that can even do it without setting a foot in this place.  The fuzz can’t protect you from that!
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2023, 06:46:21 PM »
Victoria:  Bar Bob ya take bets?  I wanna put $125 dollars on a horse named Glue Factory in the third race tomorrow.
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!