Poll

Which would be most unlikely and most uncharacteristic of Dark Shadows?

An opening voiceover in which Vicki is heard saying in a gloating voice, " My name is Victoria Winters, and I understand EVERYTHING."
2 (5.4%)
Doors and windows locked at all times and alarm-secured.
4 (10.8%)
Maggie Evans refusing to entertain late callers.
0 (0%)
Willie leaving his job as Barnabas' servant to pursue higher education.
2 (5.4%)
Roger Collins avoiding the Drawing Room liquor cabinet like it was forbidden territory.
4 (10.8%)
Angelique in an ultra-casual, open relationship with Barnabas with no strings attached (supernatural or otherwise), and no jealousy.
1 (2.7%)
A winter snowstorm and trees without leaves.
4 (10.8%)
Oil or propane delivery trucks making a stop at Collinwood.
0 (0%)
A TV set in the Drawing Room.
2 (5.4%)
A pinball machine in the foyer at Collinwood.
3 (8.1%)
Jason McGuire striving to be ethical and honorable in his dealings.
0 (0%)
Quentin puking at the very thought of alcoholic drink.
2 (5.4%)
Count Petofi lending a hand (touche) to perform a totally selfless act for another, with no self-seeking agenda in mind.
2 (5.4%)
Elizabeth and Mrs. Johnson attending the Woodstock Festival.
2 (5.4%)
Cassandra taking off her black wig and revealing her true identity.
0 (0%)
Nicholas Blair responding compassionately to Cassandra's failures and setbacks.
0 (0%)
Dr. Lang's laboratory equipment operating without any problems or screwups, without any life threatening risks whatsoever to the experiment's participants.
1 (2.7%)
David Collins trying at all costs to stay out of trouble.
2 (5.4%)
A big sign in front of the doors of the Drawing Room which reads " NO EAVESDROPPING ALLOWED."
2 (5.4%)
A full moon night being just like any other night for Chris Jennings.
1 (2.7%)
The Collins family without family secrets of any kind whatsoever.
2 (5.4%)
Pansy Faye getting tired of singing " I Wanna Dance With You."
1 (2.7%)
PT Bruno Hess getting tired of playing "Ode To Angelique."
0 (0%)
Other (describe in topic replies)
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 9

Voting closed: April 06, 2006, 05:58:39 AM

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Dark Shadows unlikelihoods
« on: March 16, 2006, 05:58:39 AM »
The one unlikelihood I didn't include in the list:

Strange happenings that absolutely cannot be attributed to anything supernatural or paranormal.

I might have included that except that [spoiler]the final episode of Dark Shadows spoiled that possibility where, " For the first time at Collinwood, the marks were indeed those of an animal."[/spoiler]
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