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Episode #0069
« on: September 29, 2005, 11:01:13 PM »
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Re: Episode #0069
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2005, 11:08:13 PM »
WHAT?!?  Burke gave YOU his silver filigreed pen??  He promised that I could have it when he was done with it!
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Re: Episode #0069
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2005, 11:15:31 PM »
Joe is shocked to learn that Carolyn, unhappy with her new bangs, intends to take out her anger on the entire population of Collinsport.
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Re: Episode #0069
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2005, 11:31:17 PM »
Quote from: proudhug on September 29, 2005, 11:08:13 PM
WHAT?!?  Burke gave YOU his silver filigreed pen??  He promised that I could have it when he was done with it!

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Re: Episode #0069
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2005, 01:33:04 AM »
CAROLYN: Joe, I've heard David called you Eddie Haskell accidently!
JOE: No, not the dude from LEAVE IT TO BEAVER!
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Re: Episode #0069
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2005, 04:29:52 PM »
Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Carolyn announces to Joe that she will no longer "put out" until he puts a ring on her finger!
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Re: Episode #0069
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2005, 09:37:47 AM »
Joe:  "Carolyn, your head is huge!   You could be a Thaksgiving Day parade float!"

Carolyn:   "Aw, you're just saying that!"
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Re: Episode #0069
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2005, 01:10:35 AM »
Joe: "Carolyn, I can't believe you haven't washed your hair since this morning!"
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Re: Episode #0069
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2005, 01:50:27 AM »
Joe couldn't believe his ears when Carolyn told him about Dr. Woodard and a hicky, then about Burke and a hicky, then about Matthew and a hicky...then about sheriff Patterson and a hicky...then about the eagle hill cemetary care taker and a hicky...
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Re: Episode #0069
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2005, 10:46:47 PM »
"Oh, come on, Carolyn!  All I said is that you should try wearing your hair like Sandra Dee in 'Tammy and the Doctor.'"
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Re: Episode #0069
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2005, 07:38:05 PM »
Joe: No Carolyn! a man's tighty whities are personal and private, for you to ask me if you can borrow a pair is out of the question! NO! and that's my final answer.
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Re: Episode #0069
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2005, 01:45:44 PM »
Joe:   "I was just kidding.   I'll back up a semi to your window, and fill your bedroom with my heavenly underpants!"

Carolyn:   "Who are you, again?"
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Re: Episode #0069
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2015, 02:06:02 AM »
Joe: "Don't get bent out of shape. My first ad in the Boston Phoenix didn't get any responses either."
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Re: Episode #0069
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2023, 06:51:40 PM »
Carolyn:  I really miss my tonsils * crying * .

Joe:  You what?  Look it’s not like you lost an arm.
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