Ben: Oh, I know what you could get Barnabas for Christmas . . bat liver jerky . . he likes that kind of stuff and I'm sure you already have some see'n as your a which.
B: "A sensitive wife is considerate of her husband's feelings, and doesn't slaughter his relatives! You see, a two-way relationship--"A: "Barnabas!! You had to teach him to read!!! Bang, pow, straight to the Moon, Barnabas!! You know I can do it!!!"