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Episode #0529
« on: July 05, 2005, 11:58:55 PM »
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Re: Episode #0529
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2005, 12:14:32 AM »
At once believing himself to be superhuman in every way, Adam broke down upon learning that Lang's cruel joke was that, in one very significant way, Adam measured up far below that of the average male.
(Thus explaining the REAL reason why Adam was always so pissed. ;))
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Re: Episode #0529
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2005, 01:37:21 AM »
Prof. Stokes: "Adam!  Stop yawning and pay attention!  The proper placement of forks and spoons MATTERS in polite society and youre' going to have to LEARN that if you intend to marry into it!!
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Re: Episode #0529
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2005, 06:11:54 AM »
Prof Stokes:  Now Adam, how we judge our cheese is important, you must remember, Cheddar helps with a good night sleep, good digestion, as well as a wonderful disposition... now repeat after me... Gouda, Munster, Swiss or Cheddar which of these do we love better? Cheddar!
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Re: Episode #0529
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2005, 02:58:04 PM »
 [laughing4]  [stfl]  That's priceless Stokes! And no doubt Adam is crying because he just can't get it right.  ;)
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Re: Episode #0529
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2005, 08:31:49 PM »
Prof Stokes: No Adam, when I asked you to "come out of the closet" I meant that quite literally, not in the metaphoric sense.
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Re: Episode #0529
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2005, 08:17:47 AM »
Prof:  I'm sorry Adam, but you must understand, the woman crying in the bathroom is NOT Eve.  Her name is Maria Wallace and you frightened her terribly when you tried to measure her throat with your hands.  That IS what you were doing, right?"

Adam: [thinking] not eve?
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Re: Episode #0529
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2005, 09:18:49 AM »
Adam: Eve said she wanted to play sock puppet, but when I got out my toys, she didn't want to play! {whine} I'm so confused, professor!
Prof. Stokes: I-I'm sorry Adam, but perhaps that subject is best handled by our dear Dr. Hoffman...
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Re: Episode #0529
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2005, 03:54:01 PM »
Quote from: dsbarnabasfan on July 08, 2005, 08:17:47 AM
Prof:  I'm sorry Adam, but you must understand, the woman crying in the bathroom is NOT Eve.  Her name is Maria Wallace and you frightened her terribly when you tried to measure her throat with your hands.  That IS what you were doing, right?"

Adam: [thinking] not eve?

That's funny.  :D  I'm still laught ;D
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Re: Episode #0529
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2005, 09:02:31 PM »
Now Adam, I think your time here at Collinwood is limited.  However, I have a friend in Hollywood who's about to produce a little film called The Minx that you'd be perfect for!   ;D
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Re: Episode #0529
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2006, 08:20:29 PM »
Prof. Stokes: "Now Adam, this is the perfect time to use a handkerchief."
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Re: Episode #0529
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2006, 09:09:24 PM »
A: "Gee, my hand smells terrific!"

ES: "I'm just going to get up very quietly, and leave."
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