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« on: April 26, 2005, 07:33:22 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2005, 05:00:15 PM »
JULIA: Maggie's gone back to Wyndecliff, and Mrs. Stoddard has put me in charge of you and David. Now get upstairs and do your homework before I get trigger-happy.

AMY: I've heard of governesses without their estrogen before, but this is over the top, Dr. Hoffman!
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« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2005, 05:55:20 PM »
Julia: So kid... I overheard you tell David you thought Barnabas was "kind of cute."
Amy:  Um... I'm ten.
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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2005, 06:50:40 PM »
Amy: Julia, I heard you and Barnabas talking, and I don't know much about guns but that looks like a 1937 Colt 38 Snub nose and Jesse James was killed by an 1875 Colt .45 revolver commonly known as the Peacemaker.
Julia: Damn Ebay!
 
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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2005, 06:53:08 PM »
Julia:  This is a stick up.  Put all your cash, candy, and toys on the grown now.

Amy:  Your mean.  I don't want to play cops and ropers with you any more. 
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2005, 11:33:13 PM »
amy:"i asked you for GUM not a gun!"

julia:"sorry violet...i mean amy."
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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2005, 03:38:51 AM »
Announcer:  "Today on DARK SHADOWS, Amy Jennings learns that Julia Hoffman is not glad to see her."
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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2005, 05:28:29 AM »
Quote from: ClaudeNorth on April 27, 2005, 03:38:51 AM
Announcer:  "Today on DARK SHADOWS, Amy Jennings learns that Julia Hoffman is not glad to see her."

That made me literally laugh out loud :)  the other posts are great too :)
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2005, 09:27:57 PM »
Amy: Dr. Hoffman why are you taking a gun on your date with Barnabas?

Dr. Hoffman: Let's just say that this is for a little added assurance that Barnabas won't be looking at every sweet young thing that walks by.

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« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2005, 07:58:42 AM »
Julia:  "I wouldn't like to shoot ya Amy, but I will if you come any closer."

Amy:  "I guess I just don't understand grown-ups..."

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« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2005, 09:41:42 AM »
Julia:  "Now that I've got some silver bullets, I feel lucky.   Amy... you're looking a little werewolf-y.... well, I've got Dr. Hoffman's patented prescription, right here..."
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« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2005, 03:04:30 AM »
Quote from: PennyDreadful on April 26, 2005, 05:55:20 PM
Julia: So kid... I overheard you tell David you thought Barnabas was "kind of cute."
Amy:  Um... I'm ten.

[lghy] That is great.
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« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2005, 06:53:28 PM »
J: O...kay!  I'm ready to meet Barnbas at the alter.  Shall we go Amy?
A: I've heard of "shotgun" weddings but this is ridiculous!
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« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2006, 05:02:11 AM »
Julia: Hello Amy, I thought we could just talk.... you know, like friends.

Amy: If this the way grown ups make friends... I'm in trouble.
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« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2006, 05:49:39 PM »
Quote from: McTrooper on April 26, 2005, 06:53:08 PM
Julia:  This is a stick up.  Put all your cash, candy, and toys on the grown now.

Amy:  Your mean.  I don't want to play cops and ropers with you any more.

Woops, funny for the wrong reason, I should have typed:

Julia:  This is a stick up.  Put all your cash, candy, and toys on the ground now.

Amy:  Your mean.  I don't want to play cops and robbers with you any more.   
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!
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