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Episode #0678
« on: April 11, 2005, 09:36:58 AM »
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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2005, 05:43:38 PM »
David: (trying to speak in a more adult voice): Hello Mutual of Omaha, my name is Roger Collins and I want a big accidental death policy, and can I meet Marlin Perkins and go on safari with Jim if I open one for $1,000,000.00?
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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2005, 05:32:39 PM »
David: Hello, is this the Real Victoria Winters? Hi,Vicki. I am glad that you left this household and living back in NYC as a go-go club dancer.
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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2005, 12:56:04 AM »
I'd like a large pie, hold the anchovies.

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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2005, 05:51:20 AM »
Hello?  Psychic Friends Network?  If you're so 'psychic', how come I'm calling YOU instead of you calling ME?!

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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2005, 05:26:32 PM »
Hello?  I'd like to order an extra large pepperoni pizza, extra cheese and charge it to my account.  Who am I? Huh, Roger Collins.
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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2005, 05:20:25 AM »
David: No Quentin! I do not have Prince Albert in a can!

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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2005, 08:21:00 AM »
ROTFL !  [lghy]
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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2005, 08:43:20 AM »
LOL, arashi...  :D


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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2005, 02:54:04 PM »
David demonstrates how the first Kareoke machines worked.
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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2005, 09:52:58 PM »
They knew David cracked when they saw him talking into the candlestick holder and holding a flashlight to his ear. 
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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2005, 06:16:21 PM »
DAVID: Quentin, pick up the darn phone!
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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2006, 06:16:43 PM »
"You want me to upgrade my long distance telephone service to MCI?  Would that cover calls from beyond the grave?"

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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2006, 06:34:10 PM »
David: Hello, is this the Blue Whale? I want Amanda Hugandkiss...

(I know I've used this one before, but it's just too funny to use only once...) [hall2_grin]

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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2006, 06:38:56 PM »
Or better yet:

David: Hello, Bob, at the Blue Whale?? Well I'll tell you what I want: Ivana Trinkle.....