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« on: April 11, 2005, 08:23:43 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2005, 04:56:34 PM »

JULIA: Ahhh, Dewar's, breakfast of champions....

BARNABAS: (sighs) From Days of Wine and Roses to Mornings of Whiskey and Atropine!
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« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2005, 12:15:23 AM »

Julia: The WrongCo pitchman demonstrated this on TV... You put your victim's blood-stained shirt in here, shake it around, and
voila!--- Oh, darn...
Barn: $19.95 down the outhouse pit!
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« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2005, 06:29:17 PM »

J: Me? Drinking this early?  Oh noooo, no, no, no.  I was just admiring the crystal decanter!
B: My dear I think you need a 12 step program!
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« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2005, 10:10:02 PM »

Barnabas:  Julia I really don't care how amazing Tide Coldwater is.

Julia:  But, Barnabas it might be able to get out those nasty bloodstains.
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2005, 02:52:23 AM »

Julia: its a game... everytime I say you're name we take a swig... ok Barnabas lets begin.
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« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2005, 03:39:01 AM »

Barnabas catches Julia in the time-honored physician's practice of "self-medication." ::)
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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2005, 03:42:31 PM »

Julia: But Barnabas, you don't understand.  I just opened the bathroom door and there was Willie parading in my lime green suit!

Barnabas: Oh, I see.  Do you have another glass?
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« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2005, 04:54:03 PM »

Julia: But Barnabas, you don't understand.  I just opened the bathroom door and there was Willie parading in my lime green suit!

Barnabas: Oh, I see.  Do you have another glass?

Charles, dude, you're on FIRE today, LOL! ;)
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"Her nose needed some powder!"
"You askin' me to give up something I like?"
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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2005, 07:58:03 AM »

JULIA: Ahhh, Dewar's, breakfast of champions....

BARNABAS: (sighs) From Days of Wine and Roses to Mornings of Whiskey and Atropine!

Sandor... You've taken me aback.  I don't know why it cropped up here, but atropine caused a massive debilitating eye condition of mine, 22 years ago...
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« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2006, 04:29:26 AM »

Julia: Watch this, I can pour us a drink with my eyes closed and not spill a drop.

Barnabas: My goodness, the modern woman has come so far.
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« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2006, 08:48:45 PM »

B: Don't be ridiculous, Julia.  You need a tissue, not a crystal decanter to catch a sneeze.
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« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2006, 10:00:23 PM »

B: Don't be ridiculous, Julia.  You need a tissue, not a crystal decanter to catch a sneeze.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!
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« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2022, 12:03:11 PM »

Barnabas:  Julia, I’m not worried about you hitting the bottle, but I’m concerned that it’s my chewing tobacco spit bottle.
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!
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« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2022, 02:33:48 AM »

Julia: "This Kickapoo Joy Juice is everything Mammy Yokum said it was."
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