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« on: April 06, 2005, 03:07:23 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2005, 03:32:23 PM »
Barnabas: Julia, have you seen my motorcycle? I thought I parked it near our love tree in this yard.
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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2005, 04:48:52 PM »
Barnabas: So people actually pay you to listen as they talk about anything while lying on a couch?  I have been in that coffin too long!
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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2005, 08:51:40 PM »
Barnabas:  Julia, would you stop whistling the theme song.
Barnabas was sick of Julia's cat-calls.
Julia:  Suey!  Come here piggy.
Barnabas:  See if I ever let you have a pet pig. 
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2005, 02:51:32 AM »
Julia prepared herself for the loving affectionate kiss that Barnabas would give to her....  if he ever turned around that is....
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2005, 01:33:44 PM »
Having recently viewed a football game w/Roger, Barnabas now realized what Julia's hair looked like!
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« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2006, 12:47:19 AM »
Julia: Barnabas.....Did you know that a wife can't testify against her husband?  did you know that  (humming wedding march)

Barnabas, thinking: What does that have to do with anything!?
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« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2006, 03:09:18 AM »
JH:  "Life is so much fuller for me, now that my head has been grafted onto your right arm, Barnabas!   I feel so much closer to you!"

BC:  "You're who, again?   Have we met, madame?   Josette!!!!!"
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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2006, 12:29:05 AM »
Barnabas: There it is again, a whistling sound... do you hear it too Julia?

Julia denies hearing the strange whistle, all the while being the one making the wolf whistle every time Barnabas walked past.
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« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2006, 04:35:31 AM »
Barnabas Collins, a very proper and reserved gentleman of the 18th Century, is left absolutely dumbfounded after Dr. Hoffman casually tells him of her work as a young research assistant on The Kinsey Report  for Dr. Alfred Kinsey!   :o 
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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2006, 04:38:26 AM »
When Barnabas said 'Kiss my butt Doctor!' he never thought she'd pucker up.  
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!
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