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« on: April 04, 2005, 07:50:04 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2005, 11:44:52 PM »
Julia:  "Here is the church, and here is the steeple..."
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2005, 02:27:34 AM »
Julia: {fingering her medallion} Now, with the flip of a switch...Ta-Da: the perfect storage compartment for a lady's...pills. Never leave home without it!

Maggie: Oooo.... sold!
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2005, 03:07:00 PM »
Victoria:   "I can't look!   It's such a hideous shade of green!   I simply can't look!"

Julia:   "Hey!   Do you want help from a fake historian and unethical medical researcher, or not?!"
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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2005, 04:54:17 PM »
Vicki: Thanks for explaining 'the facts of life' to me and Maggie, Miss Hoffman.  For once I understand something, and I don't want to!!
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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2005, 09:47:08 PM »
Maggie: Pssssssssst, Vicki, look at those feet, they are huge, she could start her own vineyard.
Vicki: I heard in college she was known as kangaroo Hoffman.
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« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2005, 12:26:35 AM »
Julia: Ok, that's the skinny on how to roll sailors and rich geezers in bars... now lets have a pratical lesson, who's for a field trip to the Blue Whale....
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« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2005, 02:08:06 PM »
"Vickie, all Dr. Hoffman is trying to say, is when your boyfriend starts to act like even more of a pronounced, preening narcissist than even Ricki Martin, then it's time to dump the schlump!" ::)
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« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2005, 09:45:48 PM »
MAGGIE (Talking like Homer Simpson*): Hum, mediallians!

*THE SIMPSONS didn't debut as a full series in 1989.
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2005, 01:12:30 AM »
maggie:"miss hoffman every time you show me that hideous piece of junk i forget things."

julia:"my heirloom medallion is not junk!and you two dimwits would forget your noses if they weren't glued to you face!"
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« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2005, 02:34:47 PM »
Quote from: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on November 26, 2005, 12:26:35 AM
Julia: Ok, that's the skinny on how to roll sailors and rich geezers in bars... now lets have a pratical lesson, who's for a field trip to the Blue Whale....

LOL!  Good one!   ;)
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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2005, 05:49:01 PM »
Julia:  For the last time Vicky, I did not kill Kermit to make this coat. 
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« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2005, 08:44:47 PM »
Quote from: BuzzH on November 28, 2005, 02:34:47 PM
LOL!  Good one!   ;)


  Thanks Buzz! :D
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