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« on: March 24, 2005, 03:31:04 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2005, 04:48:46 AM »
Barnabas feels his leg garters slipping down---
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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2005, 04:57:50 AM »
BARNABAS: On the left, Selsun Blue. On the right, Head and Shoulders.
VICKI: If you're bothered by flakes, you came to the wrong house.
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2005, 05:59:25 AM »
Barnabas:  Uh...oh, this is sooo embarrassing.  I seem to have gotten my pee-pee stuck in my zipper! :-[

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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2005, 05:48:59 PM »
Barnabas: Vicki, I have gum stuck in my hair.
Vicki: Don't worry, I have got some oil that will remove the gum from your hair.
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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2005, 05:52:58 PM »
"Oh geez, my socks are mismatched."
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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2005, 05:59:44 PM »
"Not to worry, Barnabas, I see no sign of male pattern baldness."
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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2005, 10:31:14 PM »
Barnabas: Victoria, what a beautiful name. I wouldn't sacrifice a single syllable. (pause) So, Vicky, I hear you like stories about Josette.
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« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2005, 07:41:42 AM »
Barnabas: Vicki, those are gorgeous shoes your wearing.  What size are those? [thinking: wonder if they'll fit me]
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« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2005, 12:05:10 AM »
B: Oh my aching back, mmmmph, 170 years in a coffin cant be good, please get Dr. Hoffman!

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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2005, 05:37:36 AM »
Quote from: dom on March 24, 2005, 05:52:58 PM
"Oh geez, my socks are mismatched."

"That's okay, Jonathan.... We're being FILMED in black and white.  Nobody will ever notice the---" (looks down)  "Oh, you're right, they ARE black and white."
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« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2005, 03:47:46 PM »
B: Mistress Victoria, will you allow me the honor of lying face down in your dirty bath water?!
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« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2005, 04:00:56 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2006, 01:07:59 PM »
Vicky:  Hey, Barnabas, Wisk sure got rid of that ring around the collar!
Barbabas:  Actually, Willie used Visine to get the red out.
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« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2006, 01:47:16 PM »
Victoria thinking to herself: "I always knew he had eyes in the back of his head."
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