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Episode #0676
« on: March 17, 2005, 08:00:15 AM »
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Re: Episode #0676
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2005, 09:23:51 AM »
Chris:  "Barnabas, it's beautiful, and I certainly appreciate the gesture, but I really don't have any use for a coffin..."

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Re: Episode #0676
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2005, 05:16:21 PM »
Chris: So this Adam, as you call him, is going to have an enormous schwanztucker...
Barnabas: Yes, it goes without saying.  He's going to be... very popular.
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Re: Episode #0676
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2005, 06:47:04 PM »
CHRIS: Hey, Barnabas, I appreciate your offer to help cure my chronic sleepwalking, but isn't this just a little extreme?!

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Re: Episode #0676
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2005, 06:54:46 PM »
Chris: **This** is the secret to Julia's libido?  You two are kinkier than i thought . and believe me .. i already think you're pretty weird dude. .
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Re: Episode #0676
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2005, 07:38:46 PM »
Chris: How much do you want for this?  It looks very old so I'll give you 50 bucks.  I could place a great deal of raw steaks in it when I get those moon filled feelings instead of looking for syts like you.
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Re: Episode #0676
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2005, 08:00:40 PM »
Mister Jennings Equire:  "Well, you got the bitings and the undead whatnot... I tell ya, there are innumerable drawbacks to this particular antique.     But... forget it, this post must be short to satisfy management!!"
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Re: Episode #0676
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2005, 02:41:27 PM »
Take two.

Jennings:   "Think of it as a fixer-upper, a love-hutch for two, every vampire's dream condo..."

Barnabas:    "I sort of live in it already.    You don't really have to take those real estate courses so seriously."
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Re: Episode #0676
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2005, 07:31:54 PM »
Don Briscoe: Jon, I'll never doubt anything you say from now on- that *%*#*ING coffin is too small!

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Re: Episode #0676
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2005, 07:28:36 AM »
Chris:  This is the biggest Hershey's Chocolate bar I've ever seen!
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0676
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2005, 09:07:03 PM »
C: Looks fabulous!  What's your sleep number?
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Re: Episode #0676
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2005, 12:58:33 AM »
Chris: This is very thoughtful of you Barnabas...but I doubt that Amy will believe this is a hope chest.
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Re: Episode #0676
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2006, 05:50:07 AM »
Tom:  Well, certainly I could enlarge it for you, Mr. Collins, but I've found that once you start outgrowing a coffin, it's better just to start fresh.
Barnabas:  But I'm on a diet!  Only children under four feet tall.

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Re: Episode #0676
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2006, 08:39:01 PM »
Chris: You know Mr. Collins, my brother was the real handyman, not me. I dunno, some plate  glass, yeah, maybe, maybe we can make a coffee table outta this. Gonna be big...
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Re: Episode #0676
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2006, 09:12:15 PM »
C: Yeah, sure Mr. Collins.  We can put a steering wheel in it, add 4 wheels and voila!  You'll be all set for the annual Collinsport Soapbox Derby!
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"You askin' me to give up something I like?"