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Episode #0538
« on: February 17, 2005, 07:33:08 AM »
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Re: Episode #0538
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2005, 09:12:13 PM »
Tabloid headline: Antiquated vampire discovers slave's pornography stash.
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Re: Episode #0538
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2005, 09:19:27 PM »
Julia introduces Barnabas to the Kama Sutra.
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Re: Episode #0538
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2005, 07:50:01 AM »
Barnabas:  I'm not sure about these polaroids, Julia.  My butt looks huge!  Perhaps another angle?

Julia:  Sure, why not.  But trust me, nobody is going to be looking at your butt.  Now, off with that suit and give me some beefcake, baby!  This "Men of Collinsport" calendar is going to make us RICH!
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Re: Episode #0538
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2005, 09:27:10 AM »
Julia:  I had a wonderful time, Barnabas, here use this to pick yourself up.

Barnabas: I don't need an upper, Julia, I need a stretcher.  You're unbelievable...never knew you had it in you...
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Re: Episode #0538
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2005, 08:48:47 PM »
     Julia, thats the worst drivers license picture I have ever seen.  You look like Boris Karloff in drag.
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Re: Episode #0538
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2005, 03:09:36 AM »
Julia: Barnabas... what is that? Barnabas... oh Barnabas... what can it be? Barnabas, can we figure it out in time? Barnabas... its such a mystery Barnabas..... oh Barnabas!

Barnabas: Julia, its official.... you've just worn out my  name.
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Re: Episode #0538
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2005, 03:33:31 PM »
B: Julia, just what, exactly, is a "titty-twister"?

(Julia demonstrates)  :o
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Re: Episode #0538
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2005, 06:16:38 PM »
On the night before his regularly-scheduled colonoscopy exam, Julia quickly hands Barnabas the key to the Old House out-house just as Barnabas' "cleansing medicine" begins to take "effect."  (And NOT a moment too soon, by the "desperate" looks of Mr.B.!)  :o
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