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Episode #0249
« on: February 07, 2005, 09:50:02 AM »
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Re: Episode #0249
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2005, 09:41:13 PM »
Liz: Jason! If you don't remove your hand! I'm going to show you the real meaning of a low blow.

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Re: Episode #0249
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2005, 11:17:04 PM »
Jason: Liz, just think. The new senator from Maine. I could be that man, and you can make it happen.  Let's stand as if we're posing for my official picture.
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Re: Episode #0249
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2005, 05:13:09 AM »
Liz: I hope you are not too attached to that arm Jason... hold it there one second longer and you're be known as lefty. 
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Re: Episode #0249
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2005, 09:24:23 PM »
JASON: Liz, I'm thinking about spending time watching girls and getting jiggy with it.
LIZ: Jason, take your hands off of me your blackmailing pervert!
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Re: Episode #0249
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2005, 12:53:31 AM »
The Collins family is stunned when Elizabeth and Jason announce their plans to replace Eva Gabor and Eddie Albert as the leads in GREEN ACRES.
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Re: Episode #0249
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2005, 09:14:31 PM »
J: I'm thinking of redecorating the Drawing Room Liz.  Shag carpet, just think of it!  Okay, work w/me here!
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Re: Episode #0249
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2006, 04:48:58 PM »
American Gothic '67
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Re: Episode #0249
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2006, 05:15:03 PM »
Elizabeth: You see, everyone, Jason has offered to take me to Europe, with no charge to me, and buy me expensive clothes and jewelry....

Jason (doing his best to keep his posture while thinking): I didn't come to Collinwood so she could be mooching off me!
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Re: Episode #0249
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2006, 01:08:44 AM »
Jason: I do solemnly swear that I will uphold Elizabeth Collins Stoddard, and that she will never need that stiff backing ever again!
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Re: Episode #0249
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2006, 01:09:16 AM »
Jason (thinking) "Yes, this plan is foolproof!  Good thing I studied the career of my idol, Reverend Gregory Trask, as laid out in his autobiography, written just days before his mysterious, tragic disappearance!    He was the Albert Einstein of moochers!"
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Re: Episode #0249
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2006, 06:17:31 AM »
Justice of Peace: "If anyone knows just cause that these people should not be married... go have a quiet talk with Jason so he can have a chance to grease your palm, as he did mine..."
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Re: Episode #0249
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2006, 08:22:24 AM »
Liz: Why do I feel like we should be dressed up in farm clothing and you should be holding a pitchfork?

[spoiler]Refrence to the famous painting American Gothic[/spoiler]
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Re: Episode #0249
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2006, 03:11:14 PM »
Got a question, why did you spoiler the above?  Just curious... [8_2_73]
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Re: Episode #0249
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2006, 01:46:32 AM »
Quote from: BuzzH on December 18, 2006, 03:11:14 PM
Got a question, why did you spoiler the above?  Just curious... [8_2_73]

I was hoping people would figure out the refrence on there own, but I decided to explain the joke just incase they didn't.  But I didn't want to spoil the joke either. 
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