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Episode #0495
« on: May 18, 2006, 12:09:42 AM »
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Re: Episode #0495
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2006, 02:30:47 PM »
L: Then the bahtender said, "Is that a bottle opener in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
R: Oh REALLY Liz!  Such bawdy language!
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Re: Episode #0495
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2006, 08:30:18 PM »
R: Liz, what on Earth has gotten you so excited?

L: Brewsters was having a HUGE sale on hair bows! The selection was so amazing that I'll NEVER have to wear the same one twice ever again! In fact, I can wear two or more different ones in the SAME day!! Can you imagine?!

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Re: Episode #0495
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2006, 09:01:18 PM »
R: Liz, what on Earth has gotten you so excited?

L: Brewsters was having a HUGE sale on hair bows! The selection was so amazing that I'll NEVER have to wear the same one twice ever again! In fact, I can wear two or more different ones in the SAME day!! Can you imagine?!

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B: (internal dialog) Glad to hear she can wear more than one in one day, because THIS one's absolutely hideous!
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Re: Episode #0495
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2006, 04:32:50 AM »
Elizabeth: Please Barnabas, I can't think with you glaring over my shoulder.

Barnabas: was I glaring?... I didn't notice.
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Re: Episode #0495
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2006, 06:06:26 PM »
Liz: Rodger what's wrong with investing in Max Bialystock's Broadway play?
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0495
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2006, 10:49:48 AM »
Elizabeth:  Joshua, you won't believe what I saw in town!  A lovely certified pre-owned barouche, with all-new wheels, for just $75!  And if I act now, they'll throw in a pair of horses, free!

Barnabas:  She's nutty as a fruitcake, Roger, but it sounds like a bargain.

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Re: Episode #0495
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2006, 07:40:21 PM »
"For Christ's sake, Roger!  You obviously did not realize that it was a formal black-tie affair at the Historical Society's dinner.  You look like Wally Cleaver in that sportscoat." :o     

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Re: Episode #0495
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2006, 09:14:29 AM »
Eliz: Honestly Roger, it REALLY is this big............
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Re: Episode #0495
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2006, 12:35:08 PM »
ECS: "And then he opened his cape, and... it got bigger... and bigger!"

BC: "Eizabeth, no!!   That's one of my two darkest secrets!!"
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