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Re: Episode #0549
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2005, 01:51:04 AM »
Julia: No one gets by me till you answer my questions... one.
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Re: Episode #0549
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2005, 07:02:21 AM »
Barnabas: Have I ever told you what beautiful eyelids you have?
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0549
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2005, 05:51:05 PM »
J: You say ONE more thing about my haircut Barnabas and so help me....
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Re: Episode #0549
« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2006, 05:44:07 AM »
Julia:  Barnabas, that bloodstain on your coat looks like Richard Nixon.
Barnabas:  Julia, that rip in your sleeve looks like King George III.

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Re: Episode #0549
« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2006, 02:51:22 PM »
"And don't you even think about taking me in your arms, carrying me into the Old House and up the stairs to Josette's room, putting me on that four-poster bed, and making love to me with 175 years worth of pent-up sexual energy and passion!" snapped Julia, in an attempt to use reverse psychology on Barnabas.

I don't know how this escaped me the first time Claude, but this is BRILLIANT!  ;)

JULIA: Go on, Barnabas, pull my finger. (thinking to herself) Boy, that bean casserole of Mrs. Johnson's sure is gaseous!

Can't go wrong w/a 'pull my finger' joke.   ;D
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"I know just the place!?Over in Logansport!"
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"Come on, before he offers me a side car too!"
"Her nose needed some powder!"
"You askin' me to give up something I like?"

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Re: Episode #0549
« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2006, 06:49:57 PM »
Julia: I'm not telling you again, Barnabas. Scissors beats paper!
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