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Episode #0657
« on: May 12, 2014, 07:24:30 PM »
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Re: Episode #0657
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2014, 08:35:04 PM »
"Barnabas was more than miffed when a more than pleased Mrs. Johnson showed him how she was using Josette's music box as a musical sugar bowl!!"

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Re: Episode #0657
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2014, 01:16:57 AM »
Mrs. J.: "Be my Bill Malloy!  Listen to the pretty music, and forget all about Barnabas Collins!!"
BC: "Stop stealing my act!!"
"One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories."-- the eminent and clearly quotable Dark Shadows fan and board mod known as Mysterious Benefactor

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Re: Episode #0657
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2014, 05:16:46 AM »
SJ: "They're $5.98 at K Mart!  You can give 'em to every girl in town if you want!"
B: "That is truly a cunning plan, Mrs. Whoever."
"One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories."-- the eminent and clearly quotable Dark Shadows fan and board mod known as Mysterious Benefactor

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Re: Episode #0657
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2014, 08:15:53 PM »
Mrs. Johnson: "There you go, Mister Barnabas. I had the jeweler replace that annoying song with something by The Electric Prunes."
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Re: Episode #0657
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2017, 06:15:39 PM »
SJ: "They're $5.98 at K Mart!  You can give 'em to every girl in town if you want!"
B: "That is truly a cunning plan, Mrs. Whoever."

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Re: Episode #0657
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2017, 10:52:04 AM »
Thanks, Patti!
"One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories."-- the eminent and clearly quotable Dark Shadows fan and board mod known as Mysterious Benefactor

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Re: Episode #0657
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2021, 04:41:57 PM »
Mrs. Johnson:  So I accidentally put this in the biscuits and they turned out wonderful.  I wanted to buy more, but I found out this is an urn.  Is it wrong to use Mr. Fluffles ashes to make biscuits?

Barnabas:  I’m not a priest Mrs. Johnson, but I’ll keep your secret for a batch of duck blood soup.
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0657
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2021, 09:57:23 PM »
Mrs. Johnson:  So I accidentally put this in the biscuits and they turned out wonderful.  I wanted to buy more, but I found out this is an urn.  Is it wrong to use Mr. Fluffles ashes to make biscuits?

Barnabas:  I’m not a priest Mrs. Johnson, but I’ll keep your secret for a batch of duck blood soup.

An appealingly wacked out scenario, McT!
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Re: Episode #0657
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2021, 10:01:02 PM »
That really belongs in The Dark Shadows cookbook!!!
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Re: Episode #0657
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2021, 02:32:15 PM »
Thank you: :)
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!