What if...

Imagine the Collinses on TRADING SPACES.  Barnabas agrees to have the basement remodeled while Liz unwittingly volunteers the parallel time room.  Complications arise when Maggie, as part of the team working in the Old House, begins to remember her experiences in the basement.  Meanwhile, tensions mount in the Main House when designer Doug Wilson mysteriously disappears while taking window measurements in the PT room.

Hey, Dan Curtis?  Are you paying attention?   

Regards,

John

 

Great idea!

I personally would pay good money to see Angelique and Hild* go head-to-head 

Or Michael, from "Designing for the Sexes", trying to mediate a caravan re-do between Magda and Sandor...

Or imagine a While You Were Out segment.  Liz and Roger decide to surprise Barnabas (it seems that there were always sections of that house that were never finished - there's that wall section in the foyer with the hole and ripped wallpaper).  He comes back and discovers they turned his coffin into a planter (with garlic cloves growing in it) or something.  And Josette's room converted into a late-sixties/early-seventies rumpus room with Peter Max posters, black light bulbs, and a lava lamp where the music box use to sit.

Gerard

Or imagine a While You Were Out segment.  Liz and Roger decide to surprise Barnabas

And soon after Barnabas sees the changes, we see Liz and Roger being thrown off of Widows' Hill. 

These are hilarious. What a way to start off the day reading this. "Roger and Liz flung off of Widow's Hill" 
I can't help laughing my butt off on that one.

Another idea would be to have the 'This Old House' team with Norm, Steve and the guys in the basement trying to install a hot water heater. 

It'd be hillarious if Hildi painted the room black and purple and then glued straw to the walls. I bet Barnabas would be pissed. ^_^!!!!!!!!!