Episode 667 of Dark Shadows Captions, the closed-captioned for the comedy impaired Dark Shadows photonovel is now online. And as long as you're going to have to deal with a tongue-in-cheek Dark Shadows when the Depp movie comes out, here's your chance to start getting used to it now.
Our mini-story winds down today. In 1796, Barnabas has saved Vicki, destroyed Angelique, and mucked up the timeline a hundred different ways that will be totally forgotten once he returns to the present. Barnabas returns to the present by Coffin Express (When it absolutely positively has to be there in 172 years), as Josette's Ghost alerts Julia and Willie to rescue him from the mausoleum before time runs out or air runs out or something. This accomplished, the episode peters out with a few scenes about Quentin's ghost possessing the Devil Tots, which won't make a lot of sense unless you're familiar with that story already (no time to explain it now).
Next week: Back to the Who Killed Bill Malloy, and shot JR story!
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