Hey gang,
So far, we've seen Jamison Collins, his dad, Edward, and that "paragon" of legal ethics, Evan Hanley, Esq., become the recipients of Count Petofi's eye-opening, epiphanic smooch.
No doubt, there will be other men (and women) who will be afforded an opportunity to "see" themselves clearly and candidly (perhaps, for the first time ever) in the reflected mirror of their lives.
Here are a several other noteworthy individuals, who, I think would benefit enormously from a wet peck on their cheek(s) from that fuzzy-faced nobleman:
Joey Buttafucco
Claudia Cohen
David Hasselhoff
Michael Jackson
Star Jones
Ricki Lake
Dr. Phil (McGraw)
Sinead O'Connor
Maury Povich - (a/k/a "Mr. Connie Chung")
George Steinbrenner
Gordon Sumner - (a/k/a "Sting")
Can you think of any other individuals who might also benefit from a revelatory "cow-lick" from Count Andrea Petofi (with the assistance of his young surrogate, Jamison Collins)?
Bob the Bartender, who endeavors to live by the philosophy: "To thine own self be true," also the philosophy of that savant/singing sensation, Anson "Potsie Weber" Williams
