BROOKLYN?? I gotta drive to Brooklyn??? What will they think of next?
I think I know what the surprise is. Everyone will be treated to a tour of Karlen's boyhood home.
No...wait...I know what the surprise is.
DS CELEBRITY MUD WRESTLING.
Karlen vs. Selby (ding!)
Second round: R. Davis vs. Marie Wallace
Third round: Special guest, J. Frid vs. L. Parker.
Wagering is encouraged. Proceeds go to charity.
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Two days after Fest:
SHADOWGRAM UPDATE:ShadowGram is pleased to report that Roger Davis is out of the hospital and home, resting comfortably.
When reached for comment, Davis revealed...
"I lost a spleen, one kidney, and my liver, but it was worth it!"
END OF UPDATE.