Episode #1212

[CTP/FITBs]

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

[Lydia]

Setup:

Julia: Catherine, you must learn our ways.  You may not have been told that if Gabriel is dead after his night in the Room, it is an inviolable Collins tradition that before we bury him, we must first...

[Mysterious Benefactor]

The things that are going through my mind that I wouldn't even dare post. But I'll try to go in a completely different direction:

"...we must first drain and process all of his blood to restock our liqueur supply!"
"...we must first cut off all his hair just in case one of the men in the family wants to wear a fake beard, mustache and/or muttonchops at some point in the future!"
"...we must first use him as a pinata!"

[MagnusTrask]

"...we must first drain and process all of his blood to restock our liqueur supply!"
"...we must first cut off all his hair just in case one of the men in the family wants to wear a fake beard, mustache and/or muttonchops at some point in the future!"

(LOLs, MB!   You're so practically-minded...)

[Mysterious Benefactor]

(The PT Collinese were always into recycling.  )

[Uncle Roger]

See if he has any outstanding curses

[Mysterious Benefactor]

   Good one!!    ALWAYS a good thing to check for!!   

[Uncle Roger]

If they had only thought to run background checks. 

[Mysterious Benefactor]

(  Exactly!!  )