Dear Birdie,
I think that it's very admirable that Barnabas would show Amy and David all of the great historic and cultural sights of Boston: Old Ironsides, Fenway Park, all of those great restaurants in the North End of Boston, Maj. Charles E. Winchester's ancestral home on Beacon Hill, etc.
But, please, Mr. B., keep those innocent little children out of the so-called "combat zone" of Boston!
Bob the Bartender, who firmly believes that the recently late, lamented Eve would be "banned in Boston."