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Episode #0982
« on: August 23, 2010, 10:16:24 PM »
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Re: Episode #0982
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2010, 04:33:41 PM »
Hoffman thinking: She's just jealous because her dress doesn't have a cute collar like mine.
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Re: Episode #0982
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2010, 07:02:18 PM »
Hoffman realizes a coffee enema would help this girl a great deal.
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Re: Episode #0982
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2010, 12:02:11 PM »
Hoffman: You should have seen the first Mrs. Collins’s funeral.  Florists all over New England were sold out!  They had to get a new coffin because the first one was waterlogged from all the tears!  And if you die now, I can guarantee you almost as good a funeral!
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Re: Episode #0982
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2010, 07:19:22 PM »
 [laughing4], Callie and J99

Quote from: Lydia on August 26, 2010, 12:02:11 PM
Hoffman: You should have seen the first Mrs. Collins’s funeral.  Florists all over New England were sold out!  They had to get a new coffin because the first one was waterlogged from all the tears!

 [stfl]  Though one wonders how many of those tears were tears of joy.  [b003]  But, of course, Hoffman, in her obsession, would never consider that.  :D
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Re: Episode #0982
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2012, 04:19:02 AM »
Hoffman (to herself ): Her IQ is smaller than her waist.
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