Episode #0874

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

(Remember that Petofi's mind is in Quentin's body.)

Set-up:
Barnabas: "...and I will come back a fourth time and a fifth time, each time telling a more preposterous story, and I will be accepted yet again at Collinwood, and given the keys the Old House yet again, no matter what mayhem I may have caused!"
Quentofi: "You haven't thought of one thing: ___________!!"

 

We're going to tear down the old house and put in a Burger King.