I'm laughing too hard to make a coherent reply to this entry. Blast you, Bob the bartender, I think I coughed up a lung!
I always assumed the poor, humble Tom went to Coffins R Us, the store which does a booming business in Collinsport, but had to choose a lower-end model because, well, he just didn't have the bread!
I love lunatics, and there are so many talented, funny ones on this board!
Love, Robin