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How to act like an idiot : for Dummies
« on: July 20, 2002, 12:03:31 AM »
Wheeeen youuuu areeee a vaaaaampiiiire youuuu muuuust hoooold ouuuut alllllll youuuuur woooooords toooo souuund draaamaaatiiiiiic.

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Joooooolia!

Is Barnabas an idiot? (good question) He knows Julia is under Tom's power, so he stands there and not only shows her the gun he plans to use, but also explains his plan to her in detail. As if she wasn't going to stand in the way.

THEN he turns his back on her and says things like "I see Jennings! He's out there WAITING for you!!!" As if she wasn't going to run out the door.

Liz Liz! As Tom and Liz look in two completely opposite directions!!

Mrs. Johnson opens the door and fails to notice a GIGANTIC TV studio camera swinging about in the foyer.

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Re: How to act like an idiot : for Dummies
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2002, 12:44:18 AM »
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Is Barnabas an idiot? (good question) He knows Julia is under Tom's power, so he stands there and not only shows her the gun he plans to use, but also explains his plan to her in detail. As if she wasn't going to stand in the way.

THEN he turns his back on her and says things like "I see Jennings! He's out there WAITING for you!!!" As if she wasn't going to run out the door.


Or how Barnabas acts so calmly, after Julia has just messed up the plan to kill Tom.  He's just like, "well, this was our one chance to do it and it's gone.  Better luck next time."  If it had been me......

(Barnabas comes out of closet with gun)

Julia:  No!!  I can't let you kill him!

(Tom disappears)

Barnabas:  (slaps his forehead with his hand) Julia!!!  What the hell!?!!

Julia:  I couldn't let him die!

Barnabas:  May I remind you what is at stake here??  Your life, the experiment, Vicki's life, and the lives of practically everyone at Collinwood???

Julia:  Well, excuuuuuse me!!!  I haven't been getting this much action from a man in a long time---so f*** off!!!
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Re: How to act like an idiot : for Dummies
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2002, 06:20:16 AM »
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Is Barnabas an idiot?


Intermittantly. Unfortunately, in those durations he loses total brain power. There are no wimpy levels of dumbness allowed on DS!
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Re: How to act like an idiot : for Dummies
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2002, 06:55:50 AM »
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There are no wimpy levels of dumbness allowed on DS!


Then how do you explain Willie?   [hdscrt]
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Re: How to act like an idiot : for Dummies
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2002, 09:05:51 AM »
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Julia:  Well, excuuuuuse me!!!  I haven't been getting this much action from a man in a long time---so f*** off!!!


i like your version of the scene. . . ;D
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Re: How to act like an idiot : for Dummies
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2002, 04:40:40 AM »
Not only was Barn an imbecile to turn his back on Julia (letting her escape), when he goes to run out of the room, he heads the wrong way (left, instead of right to go down the staircase). Then the poor dear becomes paralyzed by his ignorance and just stands there unable to figure it all out.

It's a shame his brain isn't as smart as his wardrobe...

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Re: How to act like an idiot : for Dummies
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2002, 04:49:32 AM »
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Mrs. Johnson opens the door and fails to notice a GIGANTIC TV studio camera swinging about in the foyer.



LOL, I kept expecting her to yell back over her shoulder to the next person to run out the door (was it Roger?), "Watch out for that camera!"

A howling blooper could have been having the camera snatching Clarice's Mrs. J wig. as she runs out the door.

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Re: How to act like an idiot : for Dummies
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2002, 05:45:59 AM »
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....and just stands there unable to figure it all out.


Don't we all...   :-/
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