"Dirk was quite amused when he spotted ________ in the sky outside Collinwood's entrance - and it looked like it was about to ________ a completely unsuspecting Charity!"
"Batman" "make a citizen's arrest on"
"Santa's sleight" "make an emergency landing on"
"drunken squeaking bat" "take a swan dive into the inviting hair of"
"the always present: large hovering dark rain cloud" "give Dirk some nice wet clothes to ogle over, courtesy of"