Episode #0742

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Setup:

Laura was peeved when Dirk told her he couldn't do her bidding right now because he had to...

...comb his hair.
...brush his hair.
...wash his hair.
...bleach his hair.
...touch his hair.

It's good to know Dirk has his priorities straight.

...fluff his hair.
...frost his hair.
...flip his hair.
...feather his hair.
...find his hair.

... start a fan club for his hair.
... make a lovers' pact that he and his hair will both jump off Widow's Hill.
... build a sort of structure out of coat hangars that wraps around the temples that shines a little spotlight onto his hair so everyone can see it better.