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« Reply #45 on: January 04, 2009, 03:46:04 PM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Boomerang Accident.  It wasn't an accident, and it certainly wasn't tragic!  Oh, by the way, since when do you pack a boomerang in your purse?
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« Reply #46 on: January 04, 2009, 09:41:17 PM »
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...and it certainly wasn't tragic!

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« Reply #47 on: January 05, 2009, 11:13:27 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Billabong Accident.  Even Australians don't carry billabongs around in their purses!
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« Reply #48 on: January 05, 2009, 05:44:16 PM »
Quote from: Lydia on January 05, 2009, 11:13:27 AM
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Billabong Accident.  Even Australians don't carry billabongs around in their purses!

TBA, the most frequent cause of death for the New England Mauling Weasel!
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« Reply #49 on: January 06, 2009, 09:06:15 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Belly button Accident.  Everyone will know that you, as a doctor, were fully aware of what would happen if you pulled Stuart's navel out!
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« Reply #50 on: January 07, 2009, 10:05:46 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Boating Accident.  The Collinsport Police Department can be counted on to foul up any investigation, but the Coast Guard is another matter altogether!
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« Reply #51 on: January 07, 2009, 01:57:17 PM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to make him do that tongue-twister until he got it right.   The coroner will be able to tell that this was a Toy Boat Accident.
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« Reply #52 on: January 08, 2009, 12:56:22 PM »
No tragedy?  Heresy!


Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bobsledding Accident.  How could he have been bobsledding when it hasn't snowed around here since before I was born?
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« Reply #53 on: January 08, 2009, 07:54:37 PM »
Quote from: Lydia on January 08, 2009, 12:56:22 PM
No tragedy?  Heresy!

(How quickly an orthodox doctrine has been established for this TBA thing!   Well I am a heretic, and proud of it; I think it's in my profile...)
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« Reply #54 on: January 08, 2009, 08:01:21 PM »
Quote from: Lydia on January 08, 2009, 12:56:22 PM
How could he have been bobsledding when it hasn't snowed around here since before I was born?

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« Reply #55 on: January 09, 2009, 11:35:57 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bricklaying Accident. Take it from an old hand, the secret to walling up somebody alive is keeping it a secret!
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« Reply #56 on: January 10, 2009, 10:04:45 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Barroom Accident.  Haven't you heard that Bob the Bartender has raised his perjury fee?  He wants to add another couple of storeys to his beach house.
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« Reply #57 on: January 11, 2009, 10:25:11 AM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Biological Accident.  The biological accident happened when he was conceived, not when he died!
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« Reply #58 on: January 11, 2009, 11:01:23 PM »
Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Baguette Accident.  The person who inserted that... object clearly did it on purpose, and with extreme prejudice!
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« Reply #59 on: January 12, 2009, 03:54:33 PM »
Baguette, huh?  I've got something better...

Barnabas: I agree with you about Stuart, Julia, but it was wrong of you to plan to attribute his death to a Tragic Bagpiping Accident.  Not with each pipe inserted into different orifice of Stuart's body!  You'll have to claim that the bagpipes were possessed by an octopus.
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